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The Stumbling Soldier V

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*peels herself off the wall and runs after Canis and his mule*

 

Looks like I'm gonna need the blunt arrows again.... :evil:

 

*trips Caddy before running out the door, screaming after Canis* :twisted:

 

CAAAAAANNNIIISSSS!!!!!!

 

MAKE IT TWO HUNDRED - IN ALTERNATING COLORS!!!!!

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*evades jester and picks up Heli throwing her to the oppisite sidee of the room from Canis*

hahaha

*falls over as jester slams into him*

*halts BLACK ENVEY and Brawl freezes all around*

 

Did you just call my horse a MULE?!?!?!!

 

This just got personal........

 

You........ me........ high Noon.....

in the Band square out front!!!

 

Be ready to brawl Copper!!!!!!!

 

*finger twich at his Brew Pistals*

 

*walks out of the Bar with Balck Envey and Brawl insues*

*stops rolling around in his barrel and looks at the current situation*

 

Did the brawl just stop??

 

*sees a cannon spray of Brew*

 

On no....must save Brew...

 

*rolls to save Brew, but in vain*

*pokes head in doorway and quickly ducks out the way of flying debris*

 

Hmmm, this looks ugly! :?

Ugly?? :shock:

 

Consider brawls part of the Band's vigorous exercise regime! Plus we can release some pent up anger as well!

 

*rolls towards Amalasan, knocking him over*

Plus this day will have to be noted down in Band history - the day a brawl was stopped in the middle! The like has never been heard in the past!

*laughs at Corki still in his barrel!*

 

*decides to help him out*

 

*smashes the barrel open with a spare table leg*

 

There ya go, MG! All the better to Mash!

*jumps up after being released*

 

Thanks Cads!

 

*finds Masher abandoned in the corner and mashes Amalasan*

 

mwhahahahaha!

noooo Cads he's going to mash us all

*in a desperate attempt to save himself from a mashing he flings Cads into Corks*

*watches both go down and the masher fly out of Corki's hands*

*picks up the masher*

Muahahahahahhaha

*mashes*

*rubs nose*

ARRRRRGH!

*Rolls Corks off Cads*

*Picks up Cads and throws her at Goldie*

*Begins to feel sorry for her*

*Picks up broken table leg and twaps her over the head*

*Is Mashed by Goldie*

*has the wind knocked out of him as Cads crashes into him and loses control of Masher*

 

Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!

 

*chases Sei'Cair to recover Masher*

 

Give my Masher back!!!!! NOW!!!!!

*stumbles right into people pushing and yelling at each other*

 

Now...what is that???

 

*looks around in confusion searching for some alcohol to mask it*

*walks in, expertly dodging flying debris and people*

 

*grabs Faile*

 

DUCK!!!

 

*pulls her down*

 

*drags her behind the bar*

 

*gives her a drink*

 

THAT is a brawl, dear... you might wanna drink that before joining in...

 

*vaults to the top of the bar*

 

*screams her battle cry and jumps into the fray*

 

*lands on Sei*

 

*steals the masher*

 

*MASHES*

*ducks all of Sei'Cair's blows before rugby tackling him*

 

*jumps up and recovers Masher*

 

*looks menacingly at everyone*

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

 

And Faile, this is a Band Bar Brawl! A lot of fun! Just grap a piece of furniture (or even a Band Member) and cause chaos!

*wakes up* whew.. how long have i been out??? hehehe.. aww, i almost missed the rest of the brawl :wink: :lol:

*wakes up as Danya is speaking*

 

Not at all, dear!!

 

*picks Danya up and throws her at Goldie*

 

I'M WATCHIN'YOU, BOY!!!

 

*blocks Corki's Masher*

 

*growls back at him*

 

GRRRRRR!!!!!!

*uses Masher to mash Danya as she flies through the air*

 

*then turns to face Helike and mashes her*

 

Mash! Mash! Mash! Mash!

*is grabbed and dragged behind the bar*

 

*gets more to drink*

 

*briefly is happy*

 

*sees Helike knocked over*

 

*is mashed*

 

*gets angry*

 

*is in a funny mood and pulls out her tequila chocolate bazooka and covers everyone - especially the guys - in liquor chocolate*

 

There you are :D

Ooooh, yummy!!

 

*runs around licking everyone who is covered by the chocolate liqueur* :lol:

*uses his shield to defend himself*

 

*diverts chocolate onto Cads*

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