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WELCOME : Jonas to the Black Tower

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Hahahahahaha. Epic.

 

:smile:

 

Now ... More Sombreros

 

shadowcompulsion4.gif

 

 

And leeches are not funny. Do not even ask me to tell you the story of the Australian Rainforest, the giant spider and the wriggly bit of leaf that wasn't actually a leaf.

Ahahahaha. You are no longer aloud to leave. You and your sombreroey goodness must stay here forever.

:darkone:

 

Questions and so on may be directed towards me also, I shall then use the evil art of compulsion to make someone else answer them, whilst hopping backwars and wearing a sombrero.

 

:smile:

 

I"m going to say this right now: it requires zero compulsion for me to wear a sombrero and hop backwards. It's getting me to stop that's the problem...

 

Insightful on your identifying with Rand there. Which of his 3 ladies would you choose?

 

Do I hafta choose?

 

 

 

 

If yes,

 

Aviendha

 

I think the whole pointnofbthat subplot was he didn't have to choose.

 

that's some real fantasy, but..

*wraps flows of air around Jonas*

 

Well now you went and messed up Jonas. You went ahead and showed how good you are at entertaining the masses using only the art of google-fu and sombreros, and for that I'm afraid I must imprison you here and force you to post more hilarious pics for us.

 

Just keep gazing into Ithi's evil compulsion purdy little smiley, and get crankin on that laptop, or w/e it is you're using

 

:myrddraal:

I dunno, I think:

 

As Master commands

 

funny-Gollum-Mexican-sombrero.jpg

 

This ^ was full of win. Mine was about 3/4 win, 1/4 too lazy to start the race

Apart from I'm Mistress S'Ithi, or My Lady Consort. Not Master because I am most definitely NOT a boy.

 

Someone told me you were the DM resident Aran'gar? Is this lies? Lies and falsehoods?

Would you hold me accountable for the atrocities of others?

 

Join me. Join me and together we will bring this world to its knees and make them all pay. I know where a certain sa'angreal is buried :wink:

 

edit - Aes Sedai healing... Jonas down :wacko:

Edited by Jonas

Don't listen to him Ithi! It's not in his pants! He's tricked me one too many times with that maneuver

 

:angry:

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