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WELCOME : Jonas to the Black Tower

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I'm pretty sure I'm the only AS in these parts, so you are going to be waiting a long time for healing.

 

So .. You were saying, you want me to come and see your sa'angreal?

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Don't listen to him Ithi! It's not in his pants! He's tricked me one too many times with that maneuver

 

:angry:

 

ROFL what?!

Oh my Great Lord, I just read what Despo said.

 

You are both going to DIE!

 

Lol

 

What?

 

Why do I get lumped in with his shenanigans? :mad:

 

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Hey Turin, what's the name of that restaurant you like to eat at, that has all that goofy crap on the wall?

Oh my Great Lord, I just read what Despo said.

 

You are both going to DIE!

 

Lol

 

What?

 

Why do I get lumped in with his shenanigans? :mad:

 

Because that is what Despo's do best. You will suddenly find yourself wearin a sombrero and a mask and holding up the western union grande banko holding a realistic water pistol and wondering, how did I get caught up in these shenanigans.

 

:nods:

Hey Turin, what's the name of that restaurant you like to eat at, that has all that goofy crap on the wall?

 

Is this an american joke that doesn't travel well?

Hey Turin, what's the name of that restaurant you like to eat at, that has all that goofy crap on the wall?

 

Is this an american joke that doesn't travel well?

 

You should watch a movie called Supertroopers

I'm still brand new. I have no battles or powers anyhow. Besides... I can defeat you with

 

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Awwwwwwww.

 

How cute. :dry:

 

You may learn how to OP Battle at any time regardless of rank or how long you have been here. I will be generous and allow us to use Tourney Stats which will basically make us equal. You may even win.

 

Whether you impress is a different matter.

I'm still brand new. I have no battles or powers anyhow. Besides... I can defeat you with

 

puss_in_boots_big_eyes_antonio_banderas_shrek_01.jpg

 

My daughter is very good at this. Mummy can I...

Awwwwwwww.

 

How cute. :dry:

 

You may learn how to OP Battle at any time regardless of rank or how long you have been here. I will be generous and allow us to use Tourney Stats which will basically make us equal. You may even win.

 

Whether you impress is a different matter.

 

 

Eeeeeeeenteresting.

 

I have yet to get access to any of this nifty info. Aren't there hidden boards or some such where I can ready about all this battley goodness?

Oh.

 

My bad. :sad:

 

I didn't realise you didn't have access yet. Well, if you would like to once you do, just let me know.

 

I will :wink:

Oh my Great Lord, I just read what Despo said.

 

You are both going to DIE!

 

Lol

 

What?

 

Why do I get lumped in with his shenanigans? :mad:

 

Because that is what Despo's do best. You will suddenly find yourself wearin a sombrero and a mask and holding up the western union grande banko holding a realistic water pistol and wondering, how did I get caught up in these shenanigans.

 

:nods:

 

:ohmy:

 

How did moi top secret plans get leaked!

 

:darkone:

 

Hey Turin, what's the name of that restaurant you like to eat at, that has all that goofy crap on the wall?

 

Is this an american joke that doesn't travel well?

 

I wasn't aware any jokes traveled. I'll say this: if a joke ever DID travel around the world, the American joke would be first

The Americans. Because they couldn't understand wit.

 

if only they hadn't shown us Benny hill... we might believe things like this...

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