My mom posted one of those FB chain mail letters on a few of her friend's walls...BUT, she did it all wrong. It is one that is supposed to be sent as a message. You can read it below:

 

Beautiful Lady...Without replying to this message, put a heart on your wall; no comment, just a heart. Next, post a heart on the wall of the person who sent you this message..."me". Then send this message to your women friends, only women. If anyone asks you why you have so many hearts on your wall, don't tell them. This is only for women, because this is breast cancer research week. One small act of solidarity between women. PS to type a heart, first type < then 3. It will turn into a heart as soon as you post it..

 

 

So, she posted this message on Kate's Wall, my sister's and Kate's aunt's Wall. I posted on Kate's and said I didn't think she got the concept of them.

I was find with leaving at that until I noticed the other posts.

 

I called her. >.>

 

Told her I couldn't handle this level of stupidity.

The sad thing is...I was cracking up.

I felt bad so texted her, posted on her Wall, and then called her (with some goading from Kate).

 

I apologized, then starting laughing again because I asked her if she was going to deleted them and send them as messages.

 

And I told her I could teach her, but I'd have to charge. XD

 

Anyways...I'm hyper.

 

Kate poisoned me.

Told her I couldn't handle this level of stupidity.

The sad thing is...I was cracking up.

I felt bad so I* texted her, posted on her Wall, and then called her (with some goading from Kate).

 

This is a lie. You did not feel bad...

 

She was heartbroken that you called her up out of the blue, actually wanting to talk to her for once and not just Papa, and then you called her stupid. Heartbreaking tones of heartbreak, Edward!!!

Kate poisoned me.

 

And wouldn't you like to know!

She shouldn't have made a mistake on FB.

>.>

It's bed time, love.

 

 

LMAO @ Golden Girls old grandma gif.

The new and improved Graendal! *cackles*

Ahhh Facebook, the place for the best mistakes people make...haha

 

I'm wondering...with Ed's iron clad stomach, would poison work!

Probably not. I mean, I grew up eating my mother's food.

that probably prepared you for anything? (sorry Ed's mum, I'm sure you can cook really!)

(sorry Ed's mum, I'm sure you can cook really!)

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

*pats*

 

It's okay... there's no need to lie...

No. She can't. *shakes head*

Sad, really.

My mother used to boil all veggies for at least 20 minuts, even peas! I think it comes from the war, and to make sure all germs were killed.

 

She used to cook meat till it was dark brown and bone dry, so that when you chewed it you ended up with just a mass of meat fibres. Yuck.

 

I'm looking forward to having a bigger house with a decent kitchen so I can cook again. I miss making a nice Sunday Roast.

The first time my mum went to a pub, she knocked on the door before she went in.

I imagine that I will find a letter like this one day.

 

The Pub thing is completely true btw.

 

 

This is so true. Ed's mum doesn't like me. It's because I implied her other son was stooooooooopid. That, and Ed just likes me better. >.> I think.

Hahaha, my mom likes you. Just because you've corrupted me is no reason for her to not like you. XD

 

 

lol @ Ithi's mom knocking on pub door.

She doesn't like me!! You've admitted this!

 

:nodnod:

Lies. Drivel. Filth. Paranoia!