Your mother doesn't like me and my mother likes you... it's just a conspiracy against me.

Well, that's because I'm awesome. And I didn't pinch your butt while you were hugging my parents.

Bahahahaha. I forgot about that.

 

I goosed him while he was taking a picture with my mother.

 

I almost slapped your mother for indecency.

 

 

Okay, maybe not.

Ithi, I have a vision of you mother knocking on the pub door...haha! Did anyone actually reply...hehe

 

I actually get on really well with my ex-mother-in-law....don't speak to her son anymore, but we still meet up, in fact she is coming up for the weekend this week.

 

I've always got on with mothers of the guys I've been out with...at least I think so...>.>

I don't know lol. She did end up inside though.

 

 

I like big butts and i cannot lie

Ed, I think LZM just said he likes your mum's bum.

I'm not entirely sure, but I'm pretty sure that's what he said. >.>

Who knows? I suppose he could have been just... I dunno... not thinking about the implications of his words.

But, nevertheless, in a thread about your mother, he said he likes big butts.

Also - he just said your mother has a big butt!

LZM, that's just mean.

She will be my mother-in-law.

She might not like me, but she will be my mother-in-law whether she likes it or not.

Because I've stolen that which she held dear.

And I will keep it. Forever.

Because it is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

But, I digress, LZM said Ed's mum has a big butt and he likes it.

Also, he says he cannot lie, but I suspect a lie in there.

I think you really can lie. Liar.

Lying liar who lies.

Vote LZM.

Muahahaha. I remembered the coding.

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