I'm already ugly. I don't think I need any help.

 

Thanks.

*Steals the $10 off Gerr*

>.>

get back into your cage! you've just moulted!

look at my lovely black, rotting features! who wants a kiss??

 

Oh, me me me! *puckers up*

 

 

*Steals the $10 off Gerr*

>.>

 

Moggy. Great to see you. You didn't bring Jelly with ya, right? >.>

 

 

 

Nyn

if you did we have a gmail account she can have hacked

lmao!

 

 

 

Nyn

*sets the 10 to slowly heat up the longer its out of his possession*

Moggy! Don't run from cages. They're good for you.

*cages Gerr*

 

I'm letting him go if I'm expected to feed him....

 

 

 

Nyn

...what 10? what's heating up? what am i not reading?

*is hungry*

Yes you are expected to feed me. I prefer meat.

*throws Gerr some slimey, stinky, rotten, uncooked chicken*

*cooks with the power*

*sniffs*

Can I get some maggots for seasoning?

this is a byom bbq

But I'm caged and can't get my own!

wow, sucks to be you

*travels*

WHAT NOW???!!!

*gets the maggots and feasts*

*kicks over Gerr's plate*

hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

 

*prances in with some twinkies on a platter*

 

*sets the twinkies down on a table*

 

Claire - The Twinky Trolloc

>.>

who let you out? you're clearly not ready to be amongst civilized trollocs

You say that before finding out what I put *in* the twinkies.

what did you put in the twinkies?

Something that doesn't start with a C and end in "yanide".

*tastes* less cyanide more arsenic!

*temporarily dies*

*holds a temporary funeral service*

*temporarillly cares*

 

oh wait no i dont