you can do better then that

Not with a bottle of bubbbbly in me. Not giving a F** is the first stage of my tipsinrss

 

next i hit on everytging female

....

 

*turns male*

Im out of wine. Dont worry

its also more of an in persoon thing

oh joy. i bet all the girls leave right away then

Shut up

dont be hating

 

how long you had that spider btw?

10yrs. go on. pick her up. she's female and she hardly bites.

I didnt realise they lived thatt long

Flowers? For me? Aww. You shouldn't have!

 

I got you a corpse lily. It smells *oh* so sweet. Go ahead, take a big whiff.

I didnt realise they lived thatt long

 

she's only middle aged

*sips tea* Indeed.

*puts Mous in a totally-not-a-trap-chair*

Lovely thread yo

chilli!

*ties up the loose ends Canuk missed*

*sips tea* Indeed.

wow... finally a BA member resurges.

Moon, I want to be either one of your dogs.

Do you know why? Your dogs eat better than you. They don't have to go to Walmart every day to work for idiots. They sleep right in the middle of the bed between You and Mr. Moon, getting all the snuggle.

Other than the occasional illness and fleas, the only stresses they have involve "Bath" and "Alone."

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Ahmoondah Sedai

you want to be your own dog?!

Yes I do.

I wish my only job in the world consisted of barking at strangers in my house.

I hate being an adult and having to be the only

Person in the house with a steady income.

BA? Pah! I have transcended such petty shackles as organisations and labels! I am merely defined now as.... Mous.

How dare you insult chilli's tea drinking abilities!

*slips some sedatives into his tea when he's not looking*

BA? Pah! I have transcended such petty shackles as organisations and labels! I am merely defined now as.... Mous.

 

*poke*

 

o.O

*sips tea* Hello there, Mighte. It's been a wh-..........

*rolls chilli up in a rug and carts him off*

*sips tea* Hello there, Mighte. It's been a wh-..........

 

It's been a what? -_-