*throws a snowball at Marsh* Nice to see you back.

I am SHOCKED!!!!! that BG has not popped in yet to say "Blarghy."

 

Also, welcome back Marsh.  You were missed. 

Marsh. Good to see you

 

Now go sign in on roll call. *takes off mhael hat*

Do you have a hat? What does it look like?

Do you have a hat? What does it look like?

 

big ten gallon cowboy hat.

 

Do you have a hat? What does it look like?

 

big ten gallon cowboy hat.

 

Shadowy fedora.

 

 

Do you have a hat? What does it look like?

 

big ten gallon cowboy hat.

 

Shadowy fedora.

 

 

that work too

It's a dark reddish baseball cap, with some design on it in gold >.>

 

But I'm pretty sure it's Balefire proof.

the celery are innocent thralls in all of this. declare war on the eggplant, and they will rise up and help us defeat their eeeviiillll masters.

the celery are innocent thralls in all of this. declare war on the eggplant, and they will rise up and help us defeat their eeeviiillll masters.

 

vegetable war? Could they be planning an uprising against the bananas?

 

TREASON!!

Vegetables against Fruits 

 

 

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

and so starts the mockumentary

But...this one goes to 11.

Oh Nigel, how much we love thee

This kid cares not who wins the "Vegetables vs. Fruits" War

 

The tomato is confused .... it knows it is a fruit, but deep inside it feels like a vegetable.

 

His stern overbearing tomato father wishes he could be proud to be a fruit. After years of holding that anger of disappoint back, he one day squashed his poor little confused tomato son.

 

 

 

 

 

And thus, ketchup was invented.

 

Despo, you are completely evil.

 

Lmao

and thus the death of the trans-species fruit begins a "confused" pride parade that quickly grows, and when the bananas come to enforce order, the celery and broccoli secretly arm the vegetable-wannabe tomatoes.

 

3 months later, a war-torn province is on the news, showing pictures of a sobbing celery stalk crying next to her dead mother.

is it very wrong that I just burst out laughing at work after reading that ... and am now getting some very funny looks.

 

How do I even begin to explain?

 

:stillgiggling:

and thus the death of the trans-species fruit begins a "confused" pride parade that quickly grows, and when the bananas come to enforce order, the celery and broccoli secretly arm the vegetable-wannabe tomatoes.

 

3 months later, a war-torn province is on the news, showing pictures of a sobbing celery stalk crying next to her dead mother.

 

Oh, you clever man. Way to stretch out a joke to its maximum potential, while simultaneously referencing a running BT inside joke!  Somebody, please give this guy points!

I always forget I can give out points.

 

5 points to Tsukibana for tale of war torn Celeria

This kid cares not who wins the "Vegetables vs. Fruits" War

 

 

unless of course if pizza's get involved...