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Blargon!!!

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*stares in confusion

 

More than willing to claim the points, but... perhaps the person adding to the running joke should be let IN ON the joke.

 

*has no idea what people are talking about

 

I love it when I tap into the universal consciousness.

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His stern overbearing tomato father wishes he could be proud to be a fruit. After years of holding that anger of disappoint back, he one day squashed his poor little confused tomato son.

 

 

 

 

 

And thus, ketchup was invented.

 

and thus the death of the trans-species fruit begins a "confused" pride parade that quickly grows, and when the bananas come to enforce order, the celery and broccoli secretly arm the vegetable-wannabe tomatoes.

 

3 months later, a war-torn province is on the news, showing pictures of a sobbing celery stalk crying next to her dead mother.

 

lol

*stares in confusion

 

More than willing to claim the points, but... perhaps the person adding to the running joke should be let IN ON the joke.

 

*has no idea what people are talking about

 

I love it when I tap into the universal consciousness.

 

Bananas are running rampant through the BT - they show up in the most unlikely of places...

 

so the thought of bananas as law enforcement officers just slayed me.

 

.

*stares in confusion

 

More than willing to claim the points, but... perhaps the person adding to the running joke should be let IN ON the joke.

 

*has no idea what people are talking about

 

I love it when I tap into the universal consciousness.

 

we are legion join the collective.

 

ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!

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