Rand you wouldn't know real evil if it came into your bedroom at night and violated you

 

Now shush the grown ups are running this thread

 

Ah I see you have experience with bedroom violations. Verb perhaps?  or Barm?  I do feel truly sorry.

 

*takes Dap's wine bottle and chugs it down*  Here, allow me to give you a few hundred fists of Trollocs to deal with.  I'm sure you need to work out your channelling skills a little more.

Still. That goes beyond evil. Anyways, enjoy being a cripple. I'm sure it'll come in handy when begging.

Rand this is what happens when you "unleash" your trollocs

Never take my wine again Cyan

 

*balefires Rand so his wine bottle appears in his hand again*

*channels fire to boil the water* 
Boiled Ful.

Medium rare please

Oh I probably will. Once I'm higher. And can channel or whatever.

 

I'm not in the water anymore Moon but I appreciate the thought :)

*uses gateways to cut Cyan up and put her into the water*

Cooked Ful

I'm sure I taste delicious.

*has the cutie trollocs stick a pick-ax inside Dap and then swing it all over his body to destroy his intestines, stomach, liver, lungs, and heart*  Tell me Dap, how does one drink wine when it just spills out his stomach anyways?  Ah well, I guess you won't be needing that anymore.  *makes one final Trolloc take away Daps beer and smash it against the ground*  Remember, alcohol is a drug.  *noddity*  It is not meant for the weak.

Meh i drink it for the taste and my liver is on a down hill path anyway

 

*player weaves compulsion on Rand*

Lets see how you like your drugs dog

*stakes Rand through the throat and goes back to lurking*

 

How did my decoy taste Dap?

*chokes cyan with a garrote*

Tender and bloody

*stuffs her with breadcrumbs and sage*

( thought a sausage stuffing might sound a little.. impolite)

So much love :P

The fudge?  How did this get to four pages?  I'm not reading this spam crap.

I'll sumarize it for you. Rand is trying his hardest to be evil, failing, but he gets an E for effort. Dap seems to think he is evil, and thinks that picking on Fuls proves it, though really that just proves he's too weak to face a real challenge. Moon is evilish perhaps, though boiling Fuls, while amusing, doesn't really count.

Edited January 24, 201313 yr by Cyan

Im only picking on fuls to train them for being raised im more evil on the private boards

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I bathe in Ful blood on the regular.  That's the only good use a Ful is.

A bit defensive eh? Hmm.

You must run out of Fuls awfuly fast then. Either that or you rarely bathe.

And also, that may be the only good use we are for, but there are plenty more evil uses that you should consider.

Luckily human bodies make more blood. Its like renewable water!

 

What evil task would you do in our shoes then?