I beat up Mr. Howard because I put a taco in someone's pants.

Edited March 23, 201313 yr by wheeloftime13

 

I jumped a blanket because I'm an idiot...

 

 

I sing like Taylor Lautner and I can fly because I was born to be this way...

 

XD

.... it's hard to find appropriate enough ones... :/

gah!!! i no want one direction ones....

 

I beat up Mr. Howard because I put a taco in someone's pants.

I hate Nathan Kress because I was dared to. 

 

Who is this Nathan Kress?

 

I gave birth to Michael Jackson because I was drunk...

 

<.< that's scary...

 

 

I beat up Mr. Howard because I put a taco in someone's pants.

I hate Nathan Kress because I was dared to. 

 

Who is this Nathan Kress?

 

i have no idea...

 

I jumped a blanket because I'm an idiot...

I love a vampire because I felt like it 

 

Niall Horan killed me because he missed me...

 

o.O how does that work out??

 

 

I sing like Taylor Lautner and I can fly because I was born to be this way...

 

XD

I farted on Demi Lovato and I scream at everyone because I don't fit on any of the age ranges in step four  

 

I gave birth to Michael Jackson because I was drunk...

 

<.< that's scary...

I ran down the street naked with a unicorn because you told me to...

Step 1: Choose the month of your birthday
January: I slept with
February: i killed
March: I punched
April: I went to KFC with
May: I made out with
June: I married
July: I slapped
August: I'm scared of
September: I ran down the street naked with
October: I gave birth to
November: I smell like
December: I got drunk with

Step 2: The day of the month you were born
O1- Shrek
O2- Lady Gaga
O3- Miley Cyrus
O4- Michael Jackson
O5- My grandma
O6- Spongebob
O7- A ninja
O8- Adam Lambert
O9- Ellen DeGenres
1O- A Unicorn
11- Harry Potter
12- Myself
13- A whale
14- Justin Bieber
15- Beyonce
16- A cat
17- Usher
18- Johnny Depp
19- Kim Kardashian
2O- Linsday Lohan
21- A lamp
22- A dog
23- Scooby Doo
24- My Ex
25- Katy Perry
26- Barack Obama
27- Elmo
28- Tom Hanks
29- Mickey Mouse
3O- Megan Fox
31- Leonardo DiCaprio

Step 3: The color of the shirt you are wearing
Red- because my mom told me to
Orange- because i'm stupid
Yellow- Because I am in love with him/her
Green- because I hate him/her 
Blue- because I’m a hot beast
Purple- because I’m a vampire
Pink- because I got swag
Gray- because I was drunk
Black- because I do what I want
Other- because I got a pimple

I ran down the street naked with a whale because I hate him/her...

 

So today I hid in the castle with Seamus Finnigan because it's fun.

 

I create clones of a Teletubby...

 

So today I hid in the castle with Seamus Finnigan because it's fun.

 

Today I killed a death eater with Harry Potter because we drank some bad butterbeer...

 

i can live with that...

BIRTHDAY MONTH 
January - I kissed
February- I hugged
March- I slapped
April- I slept with
May- I touched 'whos' as.s
June- I danced with
July- I showered with
August- I sang with
September- I'm best friends with
October- I touched 'whos' hair
November- I married
December- I partied with


HAIR COLOR 
Blonde- Harry Styles
Dark Brown- Justin Bieber
Redhead/Ginger - Drake
Light Brown- Chris Brown
Black- Joe Jonas
Other- Bruno Mars


SHIRT COLOR
Pink - On a Monday
Blue- On a Tuesday
White- On a Wednesday
Green- On a Thursday
Red- On a Friday
Black- On a Saturday
Other- On a Sunday





FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A- Because I was drunk
B- Because I love pudding
C- Because he's worth it
D- And then I made-out with him
E- Because my mom told me to
F- Because he wrote me a song
G- Because he asked me to
H- Because he sang to me
I- And I enjoyed it
J- And then I killed him
K- Because it was my destiny 
L- Because I said so
M- Because I love his hair
N- Because I love his personality
O- Because I'm cool
P- Because it was my homework
Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
R- Jk I didn't
S- Because we're in love
T- Because his mother told us to
U- Because he likes me
V- And then we ate oreos
W- And then we ate carrots
X- Because I'm a stalker
Y- Because I wanted to
Z- And then we went to the pool

Edited March 23, 201313 yr by wheeloftime13

I'm best friends with Bruno Mars on a Thursday because I was drunk...

 

I create clones of a Teletubby...

Those are good targets for the Saidin Classes. 

 

Sword fight with Cookie Monster. 

... i need more!!! but people just don't know how to make funny ones without them being inappropriate.... :(

January: I hate
February: I ran naked with
March: I need
April: I shot
May: I think I am
June: I eat more than
July: I am in love with
August: I'm best friends with
September: I got married with
October: I am obsessed with
November: I'm scared of
December: I dress like


2. Choose your birth date.

1-Katniss
2-Haymitch
3-Peeta
4-Primrose
5-Gale
6-Edward
7-Jacob 
8-Bella
9-Carlisle
10-Esme
11-Alice
12-Rosalie
13-Emmett
14-Jasper
15-Renesmee
16-Charlie
17-Eric
18-Emily
19-Tyler
20-Riley
21-Paul
22-Embry
23-Sam
24-Jared
25-Leah
26-Cinna
27-Caesar
28-Effie
29-Seneca
30-President Snow
31-James

3. Choose the color shirt you're wearing.

Pink-Because.. I don't remember..
Black-Because I'm hot.
Orange-Because my friends told me to.
Purple-Because I like it.
Blue-Because I got major swag.
Yellow-Because I was born this way,baby.
Brown-Because I wanted to.
Green-Because I'm stupid.
Red-Because my mom told me to!
Grey-Because I'm gay.
White-Because I have no life.

I got married to Emmett Cullen because I'm stupid...

 

 

 

obviously... i am stupid...