my mom would totally do this...

 

O.O BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

whadya guys think??

so wrong...

 

my aunt would do this...

 

I love these!

 

I beat up Mr. Howard because I put a taco in someone's pants.

 

I beat up Brad because I can.

 

I jumped a blanket because I'm an idiot...

 

I jumped Edward Cullen because the TV convinced me to do it.

 

 

I sing like Taylor Lautner and I can fly because I was born to be this way...

 

XD

 

I sing like an ostrich and I used to love Hilary Duff because I was born to be this way.

 

I gave birth to Michael Jackson because I was drunk...

 

<.< that's scary...

 

I gave birth to a whale because I'm gay.

 

Well I certainly wouldn't be happy about having a whale!

 

Niall Horan killed me because he missed me...

 

o.O how does that work out??

 

Ed Sheeran killed me and I blame Nolan.

 

Step 1: Choose the month of your birthday

January: I slept with

February: i killed

March: I punched

April: I went to KFC with

May: I made out with

June: I married

July: I slapped

August: I'm scared of

September: I ran down the street naked with

October: I gave birth to

November: I smell like

December: I got drunk with

 

Step 2: The day of the month you were born

O1- Shrek

O2- Lady Gaga

O3- Miley Cyrus

O4- Michael Jackson

O5- My grandma

O6- Spongebob

O7- A ninja

O8- Adam Lambert

O9- Ellen DeGenres

1O- A Unicorn

11- Harry Potter

12- Myself

13- A whale

14- Justin Bieber

15- Beyonce

16- A cat

17- Usher

18- Johnny Depp

19- Kim Kardashian

2O- Linsday Lohan

21- A lamp

22- A dog

23- Scooby Doo

24- My Ex

25- Katy Perry

26- Barack Obama

27- Elmo

28- Tom Hanks

29- Mickey Mouse

3O- Megan Fox

31- Leonardo DiCaprio

 

Step 3: The color of the shirt you are wearing

Red- because my mom told me to

Orange- because i'm stupid

Yellow- Because I am in love with him/her

Green- because I hate him/her 

Blue- because I’m a hot beast

Purple- because I’m a vampire

Pink- because I got swag

Gray- because I was drunk

Black- because I do what I want

Other- because I got a pimple

 

 

I ran down the street naked with Scooby Doo because I'm a hot beast.

 

 

So today I hid in the castle with Seamus Finnigan because it's fun.

 

Today I killed a death eater with Professor McGonagall because the timing was right.

 

I create clones of a Teletubby...

 

I create clones of Chuck Norris.

 

Awesome!

BIRTHDAY MONTH 

January - I kissed

February- I hugged

March- I slapped

April- I slept with

May- I touched 'whos' as.s

June- I danced with

July- I showered with

August- I sang with

September- I'm best friends with

October- I touched 'whos' hair

November- I married

December- I partied with

 

 

HAIR COLOR 

Blonde- Harry Styles

Dark Brown- Justin Bieber

Redhead/Ginger - Drake

Light Brown- Chris Brown

Black- Joe Jonas

Other- Bruno Mars

 

 

SHIRT COLOR

Pink - On a Monday

Blue- On a Tuesday

White- On a Wednesday

Green- On a Thursday

Red- On a Friday

Black- On a Saturday

Other- On a Sunday

 

 

 

 

 

FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME

A- Because I was drunk

B- Because I love pudding

C- Because he's worth it

D- And then I made-out with him

E- Because my mom told me to

F- Because he wrote me a song

G- Because he asked me to

H- Because he sang to me

I- And I enjoyed it

J- And then I killed him

K- Because it was my destiny 

L- Because I said so

M- Because I love his hair

N- Because I love his personality

O- Because I'm cool

P- Because it was my homework

Q- And then I ate a toothbrush

R- Jk I didn't

S- Because we're in love

T- Because his mother told us to

U- Because he likes me

V- And then we ate oreos

W- And then we ate carrots

X- Because I'm a stalker

Y- Because I wanted to

Z- And then we went to the pool

 

 

I'm best friends with Harry Styles on a Tuesday because we're in love.

 

Ick!

January: I hate

February: I ran naked with

March: I need

April: I shot

May: I think I am

June: I eat more than

July: I am in love with

August: I'm best friends with

September: I got married with

October: I am obsessed with

November: I'm scared of

December: I dress like

 

 

2. Choose your birth date.

 

1-Katniss

2-Haymitch

3-Peeta

4-Primrose

5-Gale

6-Edward

7-Jacob 

8-Bella

9-Carlisle

10-Esme

11-Alice

12-Rosalie

13-Emmett

14-Jasper

15-Renesmee

16-Charlie

17-Eric

18-Emily

19-Tyler

20-Riley

21-Paul

22-Embry

23-Sam

24-Jared

25-Leah

26-Cinna

27-Caesar

28-Effie

29-Seneca

30-President Snow

31-James

 

3. Choose the color shirt you're wearing.

 

Pink-Because.. I don't remember..

Black-Because I'm hot.

Orange-Because my friends told me to.

Purple-Because I like it.

Blue-Because I got major swag.

Yellow-Because I was born this way,baby.

Brown-Because I wanted to.

Green-Because I'm stupid.

Red-Because my mom told me to!

Grey-Because I'm gay.

White-Because I have no life.

 

I got married with Sam because I got major swag.