This convo keeps reminding me of Joe's Garage, the rockopera by Frank Zappa. Has a song where he makes fun of Elron Hubbard and Scientology, in which people ascribe to the Church of Appliantology, which leads to well, what we were talking about lol

Why do I attract all the crazy people?

Despo, at least it's easy to find you a X-mas gift

Oh God, the depravities I would admit to doing, both real and imagined, if it meant others started gifting me electronic goodies for xmas.

 

You're expensive.

 

There's a lot I would do for free food...

You're expensive.

 

There's a lot I would do for free food...

Are we now expected to ask what?

I'm flexible and willing  

And most importantly, often hungry  

I'm flexible and willing

 

And in case anyone was curious what that song I was talking about sounded like, why not:

 

(Some slightly NSFW lyrics towards the end, doubt many will listen that long tho lol)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnSF36PBxbk

LoL

 

RTE, we could have shared the puppy-hot-dog

 

Despo, dw, there are some notso expensive gifts for you:

 

(It even has your name kind of):

 

LoL

 

RTE, we could have shared the puppy-hot-dog

 

Despo, dw, there are some notso expensive gifts for you:

 

(It even has your name kind of):

 

 

Hehe cool. Plus it's from Texas Instruments! (I'm from Texas )

So are a lot of other things that we shouldn't talk about  

Like

 

Can we talk about this crazy guy? All I did was ask him to a hockey game and now I have a level 3 clinger. 

Tell him he needs to take a couple of minutes in the box

I hockey

I hockey

 

Me too!!! My favorite sport of all time.  

Tell him he needs to take a couple of minutes in the box

 

He has been texting me non stop...even at 6 AM!!

Start responding with "..." everytime he texts. Will eventually make him so insecure and uncomfortable he'll pee his pants

Start responding with "..." everytime he texts. Will eventually make him so insecure and uncomfortable he'll pee his pants

 

Or just text her more with incessant questions due to his insecurities...

I'm quoting this morning's text: 

 

"Good morning beautiful tgif" and a great big huge smilie pic

Say "Gross! What an awful thing to wake up to! Thanks for making me hurl up my breakfast. Now I have to go brush my teeth again."

My response: 

 

I don't really text before 8 am during the week and 9 on weekends. 

Meh. Just don't reply IMO. 

 

There's so many factors and ways you can go about this...

 

I love this stuff