*opens the thread and channels some light*

 

*compulse another civilian to bring in Tainted Brownies*

 

 

 

 

 

Now, Harry, grab a seat and tell us a bit about yourself

 

 

and most of all don't believe the people who'll say that the food i offer is poisoned *nods nods*

Welcome Harry!!

 

Chae's food is not poisoned but till take the antidote

*sniffs the brownies then takes one* Well my parents are dead, I was raised by my aunt and uncle, my cousin looks like a porker and my best friend has red hair.

@ Panchi, see, i knew it, he's the real harry

 

 

OMG, there's an antidote... why no one told me about it ?

O.o *spits out the brownie* You mean it is poisoned?!

Not poisoned. Tainted. There's a difference, y'know.

 

Also, welcome to the Black Tower! :D

Poison... Taint... Both harmful to my mental wellbeing. What's left of it anyway...

 

Welcome to my welcome threat M'Fail! *offers ale*

I mean NeverTame... Apologies :/

You're a Civvy, Harry.

That's too bad. I'd make a great inmate ;)

Put away that wand! You are here to learn some real magic. 

 

Welcome to the BT! Tell us more about yourself. Oh, I think I´m getting one of my rare visions. Wait for it....  You are in love with your friends sister? You own an ... hippogriff? You own a very special cloak? Am I right? Am I right?

 

You will soon get access to our private boards.

But... but my wand chose me!

 

*sighs* Ok. I think my best friend's sister is an ogre to be honest, I wouldn't touch her with my wand *sniggers* The hippogriff is a proud creature that belongs to no one but I bet a pygmy puff that they think they own... everything. And my cloak is special, I can't deny it, it's waterproof.

 

One out of three. Better luck next time :P

now, that cloak would be quite a nice possession... don't forget to leave it, in the civilians quarters, unattended

Only one out of three?! I need to try again.

 

Hm...

 

Stop that! I´m trying to consentrate here!

 

Aha...

 

Oh, I see. I was actually right. Your best friends sister is in fact an ogre but you are secretly in love with her. Okay, I promise not to tell anyone. 

Its...its...Harry Potter! (in Dobby's voice)

 

So, have you met your cousin? And how's Teddy doing?

*puts the cloak on*

If it's a secret how would you know, Tina, hmmm?

Panchi I said earlier that my cousin is a Porker, and Teddy just found his mother was a dork... he's not taking it so well.

*tries to grab the cloak*

 

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...

 

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*trips*

 

>.<

*laughs* How's it going down there?

the stones of the ground are really comfortable, their sharp angles are marvelous against my back

 

 

u should try it too *nods nods*

-shakes head-

...Oh, you're quite welcome to address me by my title. *cough* Or just NT. Not too fussed.

 

Also, one could argue that a healthy dose of Taint can be beneficial to one's mental state. The voices can be quite entertaining precisely when you need the distraction.

the metal head in me couldn't resist posting that song, for our new civilian

 

 

 

EXPELLIARMUS!

Not cool man, taking my wand. How am I going to defend myself in the Asylum... I mean the Black Tower...

Welcome aboard Harry. We have a delightful spot under the stairs for you.