We get so few new lightfuls around here, that I want to torture our newest lightful, Yates. 

 

Impress me, Yates, with your evil ways by showing what you bring to the Great Lord and her Servants.

*rubs hands together* A new minion has arrived. 

Welcome Yatezorz!

Hello sinner

*stabs*

Sup?

We get so few new lightfuls around here...

You are mistaken. Those lights you see are from the bag of souls I harvested today. Not sure if you are aware of my typical avatar - but it's the grim reaper enjoying an adult beverage. Cuz that's how I do. I'm wearing an evil warlock pumpkin disguise for Halloween because I wanted to show my less evil side - which is still evil and heartless. My heart will stop being black when they come up with a darker color. The ladies above me know what's up.

 

I'm so evil that when my wife asks for skim milk in her coffee, sometimes I put in 1%.

 

I'm so evil that these are my new stairs:

Then you shall fit in well. *stabs*

*Shanks with a rusty nail*

 

May the Clostridium tetani be with you.

*Shanks with a rusty nail*

 

May the Clostridium tetani be with you.

 

Love it xD

May the Clostridium tetani be with you.

And also with you.

 

Jokes on you, though, you think a guy that wields a sickle as part of his daily routine isn't up on his tetanus boosters?

I got a tetanus booster a couple of weeks ago. They didn't wanna give it to me so I pulled the I'm a Vet' card.... and so I allegedly work a lot with cages and needles   lol

 

I SHOWED THEM.

As a vet, don't you have access to special guinea pig medicines?

 

Also, I'm a Vet. And I literally have a "Vet card." But I think it means something different to me than it does to you.

I just don't know >.>

I just don't know >.>

About? Being TRULY wicked?

NOPE

Indeed.

Some art work I did. Sort of like a less attractive Mrs. Yates.

 

 

9/10 would date

Me too.

Here's some Jamie Lannister for the women folk.

 

 

Edited October 20, 201411 yr by Yates.

Beards are hard.

*stabs Yates with a carving knife*

 

*eats pulp*

Some art work I did. Sort of like a less attractive Mrs. Yates.

 

 

 

 

less attractive?

 

 

pics or false

I believe it.  Yates never lies.