Ummmm . . . no thank you.  I'm on a diet that expressly forbids snow cones of any color (especially yellow or any color that combines with yellow to form another color).   

*throws an arrow shaped snowball at Horn*

 

*points at the snow*

 

you're white bro... and supposed to be dead.....

 

Eh, as it turns out I was only MOSTLY dead.

steals jaks stolen cocoa before he has any.

 

 

 

The Cavalry is the most AWESOME regiment in the Band of the Red Hand!!!  We have no need of propaganda! All the best people join us on their own because they are smart!

 

 

drinks all the cocoa he just stole

keep telling yourself that

Not enough snowballs in this fight, launches a second volley of snowballs from the dragons, loosely aimed in Dice's direction but hitting pretty much everyone still standing, missing Dice but hitting the trees near where he was standing covering him in about 3 feet of snow...

*prepares a stack of snowballs for the upcoming battle*

 

 

Throws hot water on the snow near Thane and þhen throws more snowballs

 

 

I move that the snowball fight be conducted via emotions from now on...

                 

:flamingsword:

        (<-BFG)  (<- sad snowcovered BFG)

:flamingsword:

Burn the Whitecloak!

 

Or Bond him.

Enough burning it's bad enough that snowmallow was toasted

 

And... throws a snowball at Elgee 'Hi there'

Yo! *ducks and trips, falling flat on her backside*

*shovels a large scoop of snow on top of Elgee*

Whoops!  Down goes the Mumzy!  Let me help you!

 

*dumps more snow*

 

Oops, where did that come from?

Here, Mother, let me help you!

 

*grasps Elgee hands and pulls her up with a quick strong pull . . . then, using that momentum, swings out of the way and releases Elgee's hand, and watches her go sprawling face-first into another snow bank*

 

Oops! 

Burn the Whitecloak!

 

Or Bond him.

I thought it was me you were accusing of being a Whitecloak...

*Falls out of a tree onto Dawn* Well, my few hours as an RR has certainly been.....interesting.....

*orders his minions to dump snow on the new recruit*

 

Welcome to the Band!

 

Now... *surveying pile of snow* Where did Dawn go?

*tackles Okdes into a big pile of snow*

 

*rubs Okdes in with half a ton of snow, stuffing his clothes*

 

 

Well.....This is.....cold.....Hey Dawn, you still alive?

Okdes is a snowman! 

 

*puts a tophat on Okdes and stands back to admire the effect*