I'm the best band snow man every, too. I think Dawn might have died.

*Makes mental note to order Dar to inspect the Warder latrines*

 

*Also, shoves a snowball down the back of Horn's pants*

*Makes mental note to order Dar to inspect the Warder latrines*

 

 

*Makes a mental note to order a Novice to clean the latrines before-hand* 

*Makes mental note to order Dar to inspect the Warder latrines*

 

*Also, shoves a snowball down the back of Horn's pants*

 

Ahhhh that feels good. Don't need anymore Preparation H!

 

Burn the Whitecloak!

 

Or Bond him.

I thought it was me you were accusing of being a Whitecloak...

 

 

I KNOW YOU ARE ONE!!!

Bloody Whitecloaks. It's amazing they ever get anything done. Oh wait......

*Turns Daruya into a snowman* 

Yep. I'm now an ice zombie.

 

*throws giant snowball at the new RR*

Gah! I'm being bushwhacked! To me, fellow snowmen!

Hmm, how are all these snowmen coming to life without channeling?

The Blacks are cheating, of course.

Um....Rand's super-make-things-real-by-thinking power?

...because that is now a thing.

He lit that pipe at the end of A Memory of Light somehow. Why not make snowmen?

Maybe his magic is only fire-based. And accidently melted the snow. *dumps a bucket of ice-cold water on Okdes' head*

*Balefires Everyone* I WIN!

*hires Elsa to make it snow more*

 

YAY MORE SNOW!

*Balefires Everyone* I WIN!

 

Luckily the medallions protect against balefire.

My snow shark is gonna get you!

 

*stabs it with the snow sword from earlier*

 

Not anymore...

 

*sets his AT-AT on the participants*

*Balefires Everyone* I WIN!

 

Your spotfine is extended from 50 to 60 posts. 

*builds a snow horse*

 

 

*jumps on its back, uses the One Power to animate it, and gallops through the battlefield, trampling the snow shark and snow AT-AT in the process*

Oh no...is that channeling I see?

Of course not!  You can't see channeling, only the results! 

 

Oh dear...love the effect, but the channeling