Shayol Ghul

No, NOT Verb's mother. Though, it was a good deal.... I bought this: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/wheeloftime/index.html I can't wait to get it. XD Hope it's not an empty box. lmao

So I got it yesterday, and its pretty cool. Once it goes live and people possibly start switching over from Facebook, I'll totally jump ship. For anyone interested in an invite, they are closed right now, but once they open up I might be able to help you out. I'll let you know.

*slices her left toe off and adds it to his necklace* Welcome! (Vam, she is a DF ;) )

Ok. Go with me here. Lily = Back Ajah Mistress. Lily = Awesome at Mafia Lily = Mistress of Mafia Lily = M.O.M. Lily = Mom.

I lost my job... and subsequently my apartment.. back in late november/february. A friend took me in and I've been trying to get a job here since. I have had ZERO luck. Only 3 even went to the interview stage. My friend is now telling me I have til September to find something or find somewhere else to live. None of my family really has room to give me more than a couch so I could reaaaaaaly use your thoughts, prayers, well wishes, chants over a sacrifice, or even just hugs and words of support that I get a job and FAST. I'm thankful for each and every member of Shayol Ghul. I know we are supposed to be the evil bunch but we are an awesome bunch of members of T…

I got a roommate just now.... Mofo popped in as I'm sitting here in a shirt and underwear. And had the nerve to say "hi." PSSHHH! Some cadet playing real Army for about 3 weeks. Quickly. I need action plans to terrorize him.

I'm posting this here in case some of you don't read General. There is an exciting new development here at Dragonmount, and I’m looking for some people to be part of it. We are planning to improve and increase the content on our front page. As a result, I am calling for applications for two people to join my staff as bloggers. Applications for these positions will be open until Tuesday, July 26th. Description of the Job Positions: 1. The first open position is for a Wheel of Time Theory Blogger. This person will be responsible for a short weekly column about WoT theories. An example of a topic for the blog might be similar to this: "Terez posted on her b…

I did some research. Turns out Herpes is more popular than chocolate cake. Bam!

Posting as instructed by Mottlee <.< >.> >.<

She's immune to poison. Or will be soon. She might die a few times...it's happened before.... But most of them survive!

I'm building a pillow fort! The problem is, who am I keeping out? Other than girls, of course.

alcohol. All revel in its glory.

*drags Motts in by her hair, stabs her and throws her to the masses* Now Stay!!

Major points to anyone who can tell me where these quotes came from: “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” “What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero” “County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?” Have at it.

Listen! I'm a joiner and I've got to put the numbers of a row of a hundred houses. Only, when I started the job I realized I forgot to get all the 9s! How many do I need?

Vambram really *does* have a head on his shoulders. He has joined the ranks of the Dreadlords as our newest Darkfriend!

Dreadlords - 529 Krak - 100 Ed - 75 Player - 85 Blackhoof - 185 Christine - 14 Amadine - 70 Black Ajah - 420 Lily - 120 Moon - 35 Hax - 25 Barm - 30 Raijin - 155 Kivam - 45 Pandy - 10 Shadowspawn - 360 Verb - 55 Limi - 95 Nyn - 30 Berf - 160 Aust - 20 Fuls/Misc - 90 TinaHel - 70 Vabram - 20 TOTAL 1399 Congrats to Blackhoof and the Dreadlords! Yea, we were just playing with your feelings last month is all. >_> That's it.

Does anyone else hate Outback Steakhouse commercials? Also, what's up with that guy's accent? No way it's real. So what's the verdict? What do you guys think?

Woo!

Hey there! Kathleen and I are co-moderating a mafia game on Classic 1980's Horror movies. It will be tons of fun and has a few surprises. We currenly have 3 more spots available in order to begin. If you are interested, please sign up at: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/60995-80s-horror-mafia-sign-ups/ Thanks!

.....fat, her belt size is the equator!

So, I'm always on the lookout for new and awesome music. So I thought to myself, why not make a music swap thread where SGers can post their favorite bands, songs, whatever and others can see and check them out. Also, I figure if you're going to post a band, try to describe their sound (or genre) and maybe another band they remind you of, that way if you suggest say, a rap band, and Austicles doesn't like rap, he knows not to try that band. Anyways, I'll go ahead and post some of my favorites: Punch Brothers - Led by former Nickel Creek lead singer and mandolinist Chris Thile, Punch Brothers is a quintet of extremely talented young men whose style is best descri…

So, now I am going to list below all of the ways I want to torture him. For all of these, he is tied up and unable to move or squirm, but his screams and tears are free to flow. 1. Attack his feet with the claws of a kitten on catnip. 2. Let loose 15 need to pee Puppies. 3. Put a diaper full of baby poo on his chest. 4. Dangle a donut over his nose just out of reach of his mouth. 5. Pour a bed of fire ants onto his body. 6. Drizzle him in honey and let a bear loose on him. 7. Paint his face with makeup and leave him out in a strip club. More to come.

Okaaaaaaaaay. You could all bow and scrape and whatever. I'm down with that. Or if you don't want to, that's fine too. Whatever. >.> But if you want points, you better post here! You just need to impress me... which isn't that hard. Unless you're ed, in which case it would be bloody impossible. Also, I'll need a human chair because... well, I don't need to excuse myself <.< So, volunteers would be nice. You have to wash first, though. So this immediately disqualifies Krak. And as a final note, I would like Verbal to give me a lapdance. You know what they say... what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger! I know, I know... you're supposed to offer…

...and I haven't given out one single point yet. I need ideas on what to do with them...

May Stats DL - 36 Rox 20 Krak 6 Player 8 Hoof 2 BA - 394 Eli 26 Kiv 20 Moon 178 Barm 100 Lily 20 Hax 50 SS - 390 Nyn 180 Wombat 30 Mighte 50 Limi 30 Verb 100 Ful, Misc - 60 Sam 20 Czech 20 Glip 20 >_> I think I should file for bankruptcy. lol.... Congrats to Nyn! She won by two points, though the BA do take the May title by 4 points. Uhhh, we were scouting the rear. heh

Berf's butt chin!!! O_O Man, that would be one hell of a capfac pic.

Not going to post this as an image since it isn't 100% pg13 due to cuss words, however, it's EPIC! Pokemons Epicness

*stabs*