A tomato is probably the only thing I never eat at a laptop, person avboje me.

 

I canno eat that without getting juices all over everything within a yard

I just don't understand people, such as the person above me, who eat whole tomatoes - yuck!  :-X

hwo else would you eat a tomato? PAM?

Definition of fruit: something with seeds in that hangs from a plant.

 

Where's a tomato not fittin this, pam?

The person above me is still cheating and I think his face needs to be peeled off with a potato peeler

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Than what is it, person twice removed above

The person above me might want to check her facts again!

WIkipedia calls it three things: first a "plant"; later a "fruit". Or a "wolf-peach"

Tomatoes are as much fruity as tea is liquidy, and toilets are smelly

And believe me, the person above me has had plenty of opportunities to closely observe how smelly toilets are. Ain't that right, plunger-head?

Nope. It wasn't mine you put in there twice daily because someone else did it for you thrice a day

The person above the person above me might not know what that's slang for, and so I won't immediately punish her.

*Gets the tired to follow the persona above him*

*paddles the person above with an anchor*

*the person above is taken by the giant squid to sacrifice to Poseidon and not Neptune because the Greeks were always better than the Romans*

The person above me is Jelly.  ;D

 

*hugs teh Jelly*

The person above me doesn't know that for certain!

yes he does, person above me

*pries the person above off Thorum with a crowbar before she gets contaminated*

The person above me probably shouldn't sit so far away from the screen.

The person above me needs Jelly beans in her pants.

But the person above me doesn't get to watch.

The person above me is wrong, i'm right outsider her window... ;)

Well then the person above me is about to literally fall prey to the "don't look down" law of cartoon physics, 'cause I'm not on ground level.