The person above me's handle is a reference to how they shave their legs.

The person above me shaves his entire body with a staple.

The person above me is two monks short of a choir.

Which is okay, since the person above me just happens to be selling monks from a pushcart

The person above me is part of my murchandise.

Silly person above me, I am no monk! You have to take a vow of chastity for that!

What made the person above me think that chastity had anything to do with selling monks?

The person above me wasn't paying attention when I told him that chastity was a requirement for being a monk.

The person above me is one of MY monks.

The person above me can't just reassign definitions to words!

The person doesn't understand the difference between a monk and a DSage monk.

The person above me tried claiming his backyard for Spain. His parents didn't like that so much.

The person above me confuses claiming and conquering.

The person above me will never conquer anything if his army consists only of those little plastic green army men and it's time he accepted that fact.

The person above me doesn't understand just how dangerous those little green plastic army men are..:P

the person above me isn't supposed to put those there!

the person above me gets a hello hug

The person above me now has me thoroughly confused

the person above will stop trying to get more hugs for the person above him. or else ill bite the person above with the jaws of life and then squish his remains with a broken bannana and asuallt his hair with pineapples

the person above me is Sylar, and very cruel to fruit  8)

i thought i killed the person above *lifts eyebrow* *replaces his head witha blue tomartoe* that should do ya

The person above me did inadvertantly kill me  ;D

I had to save my son.

 

*mumbles about his loud mouth son, who was the real target*

 

The tomato works nicely  ;)

The person above me is apparently able to communicate from beyond the grave, and has unfinished business with....Tomatoes?

*speaking from the grave*

The person above me is quite perceptive  ;D

The person above me perceives my own perceptiveness, which is very perceptive in of itself. Compliment....Accepted.