*tackles the person above me*

Noooo! The person above me has rabies!

*bites the person above me*

 

 

....*hard*

The person above me, being a squirrel, lacks teeth that can puncture flesh! *flings her into the incinerator*

*jams it with squirrel poop*

*and poops on the person above*

*seals the person above's bum up with cement*

*vomits on the person above*

*encases the person above in a solid block of concrete and goes off to shower*

A black cat and a white face.

 

I could make a song out of that.

The person above me should try writing a song about losing the Person Above Me game!

The person above me

I lost to the person above me...

Got lost in a game of chance

Had to find my way back to romance

But I can't say it wasn't fair

At least I'm not Ric Flair!

The person above me is badmouthing Ric Flair again when he knows Ric flair would chew him up like bubblegum.

Although the person above me likes to beat on the elderly, they should not try and push that habit onto others.

The person above me assumes I discriminate in my bloodthirst. It be not the case!

the person above me says tomato, I say discrimination.  *shrugs*

And that's the only answer the person above me ever gives when playing Trivial Pursuit. It makes him easy to beat, but it does kind of make things tedious.

I have to be right one of these days, person above me.

There's a limited amount of cards, person above me.

Then the person above me will have to get back to the shop to make more!

The person above me is licking the wrong door knob.

The person above me should notice that's not a door knob, it's a space station

The person above me just dipped his face into too much cookie sauce.

The person above me has such quaint names for his bodily fluids.

The person above me likes bringing up such bodily functions.

The person above me certainly got that right