I ban reyler for being a hypocrite 

I ban mcs for being a paleocrite.

I ban reyler for being for being a murdressite.

i ban Ick for being a subpar wordsmith.

I ban reyler because she does not have the credentials for such an action. 

I ban MCS for ceasing to post 43 posts away from a palindrome post count.

I ban Ick for buying into the orange/blue advertising trend.

I ban reyler for peer-pressuring me into it.

I ban Ick because that wasn't peer pressure it was water pressure *sinks him to the briny deep*

I ban reyler becau- *gargle-gargle* 

I BAN ICK FOR ICKLINESS *puts him in the Fiddlestocks*

I ban reyler for being mean. :(

I ban Ick for being a Macarena.

I ban reyler because I'm on a couch.

I ban Ick for being a couch-hog.

I ban reyler for jealousy. 

I ban Ick for stating that in such a way as to make it unclear who was meant to be jealous of whom.

I ban reyler because reyler is jealous of ick and not because ick is jealous of reyler (which he isn't anyways).

I ban Locke for calling himself Ick - that's just demeaning yourself, slugger.

I ban Miss Reyler because there's no way she would give me a nickname that is demeaning... 

I ban Duke Farthammer for hammering farts.

I ban reyler for still existing after all these years

I ban meesha for not managing to do the same.

I ban Reyler for banning Meesh before I could.

I ban ed for thinking he could ban me