Snow White is practically a kid, fantasize about someone a little older and a lot hotter.

You're the one who's putting these things in my head, cobwebs getting dusted.  She just barges in, doesn't know if anything's going on anywhere in house.  Brat.

I'm not putting anything in there other than a broom!

There you go again!  >:(

*sweeps Toy's mind clear of anything and everything*

Now, you've done it.  You've awoken Celery Stick Sam.  Great.  Good luck, everyone, you'll need it.

Why is Amazon advertising Miley Cyrus' new album at the top of this board?

Because Cyrus be close to Celery, and I be Celery Stick Sam, man!

Will this be going on long?

As long as I'm Celery Stick Sam, which I am!

You're starting to make me lose interest.

You're own fault, says I, Celery Stick Sam.

Sorry Sam, but celery just isn't very interestnig, even as vegetables go.

Who's this sam you speak of?  The only name I knows is Celery Stick Sam.

 

And interesting is a point of view, my less-than-celery-stick gal!

View this point, then *pokes Toy in the eyes*

 

*with a pitchfork*

Pitchforks effect hay.  I be no hay!  I be Celery Stick Sam!

And you can't have them back.

 

So whatcha gonna do about it?

 

You don't have anything of mine! Arg! It's mine I tell you! Mine!

But I have your celery.  And you want it back, however your conscience mind tells you otherwise.

So...I no can has celery...yay!!!!!

On the contrary.  *shoves celery down bligs throat*

O.o

 

*is choked to death*

*silence*

???

Distinctly saw a...flash of whiteness...then the toilet...my head...

*hands DSage an Aspirin*

 

There go!  :D