You know what they say about curiosity and cats

9 lives, though. i think i may have one left.

Maybe you should use the Konami Code then

you're doing it on purpose now.

Except this reference is old school gamer stuff

old school cheating gamer stuff.

 

not sure your school would really be as old as mine, either.

Up up down down left right left right B A Start everyone knows that

i'll keep it in mind.

Trying to remember the level skip code in Sonic, I think it was up, down, left, right, A then B.

That code helped so much getting past the labyrinth level with the rising water

i think i sorta remember the path through the lost woods. but after that i'm just lost.

I am fine after labyrinth but I get stuck in the water with nowhere to jump and then lose all my lives

something about a rowboat is coming to mind.

As Coal Chamber says "get out of my rowboat"

and this reminds me of a johnny cash song. i won't burden you with it.

'He will not encumber me, he ain't heavy he's my brother'

i was going with rowboat, but it was too obvious.

MOTORBOATING IS OBVIOUS ahem i mean

ah. we used to call that a bronsky. had to look it up.

 

i appreciate the slight sleaze, though, very much.

And I am sure they enjoyed the sleaze as well

who's they?

THEY

 

Run it's the cops

good thing we fired them all. you run, i'll just call 911 and wait a few hours.

*leaves some donuts out for when they get there*

*calls the neighbors wih the shotguns, knowing they'll never show*