The neighbours or the police

the police would never show. the neighbors would show without being called. they usually do. one of them's shoveling my snow right now.

Fixing up what they had done, those snow vandals

there should not be snow to vadnalize yet. but there is. alot. one of them usually builds a little snowman at the top of the stairs. he has too much energy and time on his hands. retired policeman.

Does it have a policeman cap on it?

just the traditonal twigs and button eyes. no carrot.

Must have been eaten by the Antelope down the road, the one that is always smoking that crazy pipe.

Noreaster, eh?

 

I heard the east coast got some snow and power outages.

 

No snow here...yet!

 

Won't be long.

 

Need it for opening day of deer season.

 

Or should I say rifle season.

 

Teen hunts.

 

Bow and arrow season.

 

By the time rifle season gets here the dumb deer are dead and the smart ones are already hiding.

 

Add in the snow and cold weather and it all adds up to staying home to watch TV.

 

Some schmuck will share his $2,000 / pound venison.

 

Think about it...it's EXPENSIVE meat!

 

Gun. Bullets. Blaze orange hunting outfit. License. Hunting property. Taxes on hunting property. Hours of work missed. Special hunting socks. Waterproof warm boots. Beer for deer camp. Food for deer camp. Outdoors potty with TP for deer camp. Getting the head mounted. A truck so you fit in with the guys (4 wheel drive of course so you can get back to your heated deer blind). Hanging out with Ted Nugent...priceless!

 

Hey.

 

A guy has to do SOMETHING for enjoyment!

 

How did I get started on all of this?

 

Oh, yeah...snow.

ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN

With contextually correct weather effects?

that's why we skip the carrot.

 

and our deer are much cheaper. you just stand there looking cute and when something moves you shoot.

 

100 imaginary points for name that tune.

There are plenty of Google image results for the relevant Calvin and Hobbes comic, and there are several results that are, um... not.

i've been more fully utilizing the internet and google images lately. i'm much better at getting the not ones now.

Some of the sculptures I ran across give new meaning to the term "snowjob".

some of the videos i came across didn't.

I think we all know of the mixed bag that is google

i learn new things there every day.

Not all can be unlearnt

nonsense. i lose information every day.

They just wander off like lost puppies in a china store

they frizzle off in bursts of stray electricity as i try to store new data.

Edited October 31, 201113 yr by cindy

My oven timer is set to stun!

SO PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE

But then the lamp will be lonely

Wedge it between your buttcheeks?