I don't know, it's not actually relevant; I was just talking about dirty things in general.

google knew. nice. free so far. they're a bit soft. still, nostalgia.

And just think that there was ponce a time in your life, as there is for most people, where you thought that was some pretty dirty stuff. Of course, the Marquis de Sade, and eventually the internet, knew better.

And just think that there was ponce a time in your life, as there is for most people, where you thought that was some pretty dirty stuff. Of course, the Marquis de Sade, and eventually the internet, knew better.

 

See: Rule 34.

there was not a very long time in my life where i thought that. should have been an awful lot longer. not sure it ever seemed particularly dirty compared to...

 

well.

What's so dirty about wells? I mean okay yeah you can infer some imagery if you like but it's not very explicit.

ok. we'll move on to wells.

That's a deep subject.

Oh god did Ireond send you or something *de-puns you*

If de-punning is anything like declawing, I decline, thank you very much.

Oh.

 

Okay then.

 

*forces you facefirst through the meat grinder*

Ow. My sinuses.

Doesn't clear them out so much as mix whatever was in them into the fleshy pulp that used to be you.

Sounds sticky!

That would be badcrumb's doing. He... gets excited.

I know.

It's only Wednesday.

I'm actually car shopping.

Just couldn't resist a few moments of self indulgence.

 

 

HI!!!

 

BYE!!!

Due to age, Gwampy's, er, "self-indulgences" can only last a few moments.

 

At least, we let him pretend it's due to age, as long as he doesn't self-indulge where we can see.

..... that's not how age works with self indulgence.

 

the undiscovered country is really undiscovered, isn't it?

Yes, I know, it's more along the lines of the whole system ceasing to function; my boss complains about it often enough. Of course he's so ugly that I have difficulty believing it was ever in public service in the first place.

that's not really how it works either.

 

especially not now with the new medicines and all.

 

some things actually get better for quite a while before they crap out completely.

I basically ignore the entire division and let it do its thing unsupervised.

it gets harder to ignore.

I have lots of experience at ignoring my body and the associate discomforts. I shredded my right arm open on gravel and my only real reaction was annoyance at the fact that I would have a new scar.

i'm sure your first kidney stone will pass just as swimmingly.

If my only response to seeing exposed bone in my arm is to get a little irritable, I think I can deal. Provided I live that long, which frankly, I expect will prove not to be the case.