kill me now....

How about killing you softly with his song?

NOW. NOT SOFTLY. HARD. FAST. STOP THIS TORTURE

And spoil the fun

Bon jovi wouldn't even have been used at gitmo

And spoil the fun

Bon jovi wouldn't even have been used at gitmo

 

For some reason I'm ridiculously proud that I am better at torture than the US Military.

A scented candle, for which the smell is "fart". Happy Eostre.

Oh joy! THANK YOU SO MUCH... (hiding in the "for regifting" section of the hall closet)

A fart-scented candle would be great fun to sneak into a bath-time pampering kit. *considers*

A scented candle, for which the smell is "fart". Happy Eostre.

 

 

 

Where in the world did you ever find one of THESE? It's just PERFECT!!!

Happy Cthulhumas?

He trapped your soul and put it into candle form gramps

Watch it with those pronouns, buster.

I think my metabolism must be out of whack. Either that, or I haven't been hitting the beans hard enough lately. I don't seem to be a gassy as usual. Should I be concerned? Is there a doctor in the thread?

Seems competant enough

Proctologist?

Oh my god Gwampy you're old how do you not know Dr. Demento

Sheltered.

 

* shrugs *

*sends Gwampy to the pound to be put to sleep*

Gwampy likes sleep.

 

* nods *

Well then you shall like it FOREVER HA HA HA

As was so clearly described in one of my RP posts, when I awaken from this dream I will rejoin my family at the beehive to await my next dream. Seeing as how they are busy as bees, they would probably frown on me sleeping forever. I will have to flap my wings to help keep the hive at the correct temperature or I might have to go to collect pollen. I might even have to fight off intruders. No time for sleeping. Not that I won't get tired. If I get too tired I'll probably take a nap and be sent to my next dream. When I awaken from THAT dream it will be back to the old grind again until I get too tired and need a nap. And so on.

I'm talkin' bout DEATH, dawg.

 

Dawg, dawg.

 

Word.