I am in awe of your brute strength, ma'am.

I dunno, that one looks like it might be styrofoam painted to look like rock. It probably wouldn't hurt as bad, although if it breaks to little bits vacuuming up will be quite a chore.

.... its from daria

Daria schmaria! I'm just concerned with the state of my living room rug. And/or my face, depending on the actual mass of the Rushmore-like object thrown.

it's animated. a cartoon.

WHAT IF I AM A CARTOON? HMM?

 

Did you think of that?

There's an answer to that, too

 

*GASP!*

 

It's JUDGE DOOM!!

REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?!

Yeah, pretty much *carves your belly as a jack-o'lantern*

*lights a candle*

I feel so hollow.

*gasp* Witchcraft! *throws cindy in the pond to see if she floats*

.... A DUCK!

floats even this drunk

Perhaps she's made of wood?

no, i'm a witch

A witch! Burn her!!

you can try. it's better than the chipper shredder.

*covers cindy in molten wax*

 

*adds a wick*

Oooh. Scented candles are the best.

i hate scented candles. kill me quicker please.

I was trying to come up with a clever alternative, but somehow managed to get Bon Jovi stuck in my head.

 

 

You're welcome.