Yum....*drools*

    Reyler, I know that I'm not even close to being in your top 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000; but I do like assuming I am. Now, for the more relevant things to discuss: Have you had the opportunity to pop some popcorn, put on your bunny slippers, snuggle up to Dayna, and watch Hoodwinked yet? It is good for you and if you don't like the movie... well, you are snuggled up to Dayna. It's a Perk!

It's not going to happen, old son, I'm just not interested in seeing that movie. Also, Danya lives on a different continent than mine  :(

    I think that would be the best excuse to meet your friend for the first time than enjoying a movie together. Reyler, its in the stars, you need to do this. Just hit Grandpa G up for a few bucks and make the Trip!!

Take a trip to Norway in freaking December? Did mommy bean you with a frying pan when you were a child and your skull was still soft?

I'm taking a trip to Northern Sweden (read, at the level of Alaska) in December. Its not so out there as you think reyler.

Yeah but you remember that conversation we had about how layers of clothing don't prevent me from being cold if I'm in a cold environment?

Yes, but I just wanted to nullify your previous statement. And for a moment there I did... then you posted. *walks away dejectedly*

You highest bidder, a winner is you! *pies Barm*

You better not be wasting good pie doing that. *tastes the pie* Oh good, whipped cream pie. I can live with that.

 

Now I want to eat pie. Thanks, thanks so much.

Happy to help *thumbs up*

 

Also I should point out that you have declared your own face to be a waste of pie.

Anything to amuse. Maybe I'll convince my mom to make some strawberry rhubarb pie when I get home for the holidays. Or chocolate peacan pie. Ok, now I'm bringing it on myself. Idiot.

 

*sadism*

Meh, cherry pie is ok.

It was the most appetizing pie photo I could find without wading through thousands of pics, okay?

try googling the specific type of pie next time then.

Try growing elephant tusks next time then!

*grows elephant tusks, harvests them for the ivory*

 

Done!

*Barm is shot down by poachers*

    Reyler, just for sh-ts and giggles, and for the love of pete, will you please hand over the couple bucks (or whatever monetary denomination you use) and rent Hoodwinked! I really think you would like it just to hear twitchys voice. Think of it as a challenge and then if you don't like it your out a rental fee. But if you like it, you will cherish me forever! ;D

Which Pete? The original one, the one that played the Ghost of Christmas Future, the one from A Goofy Movie that looked hella cool, or the zipper-fetish version from Kingdom Hearts 2?

No, the Pete from the Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Wait, which one would that be? :o

Why don't you go find out while staring at that corner. *sticks mcs into the corner*

I'd say Little Pete because he had a tattoo and Danny Tamborelli still has something resembling a career.

True.

Big Pete was a tool.

And eat this barm.

*throws the corner at barm*