Uh oh Gwamps.

What is that smile for? ;)

 

* hears wifey saying "in your dreams!" *

* smiles at all of the stuff that is no longer on his diet in that "other" world *

* quickly gobbles a couple more chili dogs and some chips *

* sucks down a giant mug of ale *

* lights up some Two Rivers tabac...inhales deeply and enjoys the moment *

AAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhh.

* wakes up coughing with a horrible pain his chest *

CRAP!!!  :o

*shoves Gwampy into the fire*

 

And as far as evading the situation, how about I point out that me being on the couch was something badfart made up?

OH

So your on the floor. ;D

You sure know how to shock a guy out of a dream hangover, cupcake!  :'(

Yes, with jumper cables to your nipples.

    *Seeing Gramps with chest exposed* Huh, a gramps, I'm very brave and all, but I can't go there... you know against religion, kinda nasty, hope you come out ok. I'll make a better attempt next time. *exits stage right quickly* :)

OOOOOO!

Electrodes attached to my nipples sounds like a good pick me up after a long day.

UUUUuuhhhmmm....

Say...

83...

Uuuuhhmmm...

 

* wonders how to put this gently *

 

Have you...

Uuuhmm...

Been watching old reruns of...

The Addams Family?

:o

I doubt he could illuminate a light bulb with his mouth, I think he should start smaller *duct tapes a live grenade into mcs' face*

5

 

4

 

3

 

2

 

1

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

*looks at his splattered head through seperate eyes on opposite sides of the room*

 

Oh my. My mouth is so far from my face. What to do now?

AH HA!*uses his toungue to scoot to his eyes*

I can see myself without a mirror :D

Yep doesn't look pretty at all

Beauty is the eye of the beholder.

Normally after you cut it out of the living persons head

* craps in his hand *

* offers it as a snack to the sick, gross people above *

* tries not to toss his cookies *  :-X

You call those losers sick and gross, Gwampy, but you're the one with dookie in his fist.

Thats beerholder actually mcs, and its gonna take a lot more beer than I just drank to make you pretty. *eyes the six storeye pyramid of beer cases full of empties behind him*

Ah, Bloodhound Gang  :D "Pretty When i'm Drunk" is such a wonderful song.

* bows to his queen *

 

My butt is belong to you.

 

* quickly checks to see that he still indeed has a butt *  ::)

if you really want my butt you can have it, I have spares.

 

....

 

owait...

I just want know one thing. What is she doing with our butts?

I dont think you want to know that

She floshed them with your head?

if you want it to happpen... it might happen

*vomits*