Having a cat would either drive me mad or do me a world of good. I like cats so I'd like to think it would be option number the second, but being as self-aware as I am I expect option number the first to be more likely.

Maybe you should try it out as an experiment. *nodnod*

*experiments on meesh*

 

*turns meesh into a baking soda volcano*

Woh, Cool!

Ew, not the vinegar!!!

Not what I thought it said when I scrolled down to it. Not at all.

Curse you, reyler.

*has her fingers in your brain*

No wonder I feel so stupid all the time.

*makes a fist*

Derpderpderp....

*drools*

*makes balloon animals out of your lips*

DIDGERIDOO!!!

Language! *moderates you*

*feels pretty bland*

*tosses Mmeesh a spice rack*

meesher's rack is now spicy.

My....rack?

SPICY.

 

(also, well hello there Mr. Lannister. *drool*)

*wiggles a few spare muscles for show and runs a hand through his hair*

 

Would you like to see my sword?

'Tis quite impressive.

Inverse Dropped a Bridget On Him?

...yes?

MEESHA IS A DUDE HAHA SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT

*looks in the mirror*

 

Oooh, I look good.