Mold, reyler? Inside my nose? Smart. *sneezes violently*

Good thing we reinforced the foundation then, eh?

That's just what Hari Seldon wants you to think

Is THIS my HEX code??? (blue footed) boobies! Oh god that is not my hex code

How would I know, you went through like fifteen of them

Boobies!!!!

 

Where?!?!

Under your shirt - maybe lay off the beer, do some presses?

I'm touched that you were counting, reyler ❤️ (And all y'all just keep touching away!)

Sheesh, sounds like somebody figured out the other setting for nerve endings

Oh heckity heck yeah, I sure have! The question is, have you?

These hands are good for more than simply pulverizing meeshflesh, yanno

Man, this meeshflesh hasn't been pulverized in awhile....if you know what I'm saying help a girl out?

*squeezes your skull like a zit*

Oh man, you know just what i like. *moans in pain*

This got strange.......

It did *that* probably like eleven years ago

I've evolved beyond post-urbating, now I get other people to do things for me

Oh I get it...you're tempting me...rude

... Is there like a post missing here?

No, i said i was done posturbating and then nobody said anything so i was like...are you testing me, trying to make me start double posting

I need to be tortured with everything you've got, reyler. RL is SO CRAP right now and I'm thisclose to having a RL emotional breakdown

Oh good, we can have aneurysms together.

Deadly aneurysms?

Look alls I know is the tumors ain't working fast enough for my taste

Jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters probably would be