:( honestly my physical health issues aren't life-threatening or anything but they're pretty bad right now and so are the mental health issues. So i can identify with that. I'm just about ready to quit my job again, made it like 4-5 months but I'm not sure i can handle it much longer. I'm getting to the point where I'm either gonna run away or just remove myself from the problems of existence once and for all. Fortunately i have medicaid so I'm able to at least see a doctor for my problems but i usually feel like nothing in my life is gonna be worth it in the long run so like, why try. It's funny that i have all this crap inside me but i still feel really sad that you have crap too. Like, it seems hypocritical to be like "go get help! Stuff is worth it!" When I'm really only doing just enough to stay alive and even that's debatable lol

It's easier to care about other people more than yourself.

 

In other news:

 

Selfie! You're so gorgeous

*slams your forehead into the edge of the shovel*

*twitches and sucks on the blood trickling down her face* thanks for the snack!

I AM READY

 

Nice! But is your body ready? *uses a jackhammer on reyler's foot*

A mucus-encrusted hair seems to have snagged my ankle while passing by this thread.  Help?

There's no help for it, you'll just have to join the party! Unless you're partial to being flung violently out of a cave into a piece of toilet paper, being crumpled up in said TP, and flushed down a toilet.

 

Otherwise, drinks are in me! *produces green beverages that aren't definitely not snot*

Charmin's?

We use cottonelle mostly. I guess all those bears stole the Charmins

Is it soft?

It's dollar store brand.

My mom orders it from amazon dot com, fyi

Oh, you use the imported toliet paper

Imported from your face

No, I use tissues for my nosebleeds, you weirdo.

No, that's weird. I use avocados.

You're both off. You're supposed to use porcupines duh!

I just suck it back in.

And that's why context is important, kids!

Yes, I was only talking about mucus.

And I was only talking about peeling your face off like the lid on a can of sardines, so where does that leave us

Probably at a pun about a fishy, sticky situation.

We'll leave the horrible puns for Ireond, should he ever return; then shall he be subject to The Claw.