*bombards Thorum with his own umlauts*

I wonder wha his opic was abou in he firs place.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

She'd best find her way back here in time to give birth to those watermelons already!  >:(

she's due in february!!!  ::)

 

and I bet she's rather large atm carrying a watermelon and all. She'll be back when she feels like it *nods* but I sure do miss my Wifey  :(

Multiple watermelons!

Twins???  :o

I planted a whole field's worth of watermelon seeds, I'm sure more than one took root.

YOU PLANTED????  :o

It were a random spamming that got out of control.

yeah.. thats what they all say!!  >:(

It were a strange time. An attractive mahogany desk did preach the word of Oprah, and ceiling fans did sing Auld Lang Syne, and a commercial television network did show a major motion picture without any ads. Yea, and Loki's ears did excrete pure gold.

 

So you see, the watermelons didn't seem all that unusual at the time.

*lurks*

 

My belly is so big I can hardly see the computer screen. And who knew watermelon babies could kick so much?

Maybe Reyler screwed up and planted jumping beans  :-\

I used to know what the specific -philia for this was called. Something as started with an M. *caresses Rae's belly*

montebankophilia which can be shortened to mofoilia

 

..wait if those are umlauts then what the hel are dieresis

does anyone know what the hell loki just said?

He asked to be filled with daisies.

*Stuff's Loki full of Rose Thorns*

Rectally?

what other way is there..well other than aurallý

*pushes reyler into a room with set moustraps covering all surfaces*

*Puts the room in a roller coaster*

*sets roller coaster to run in reverse*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*blows up the roller coaster*