And up until recently I could plow through a bag in one evening!

Salsa Verde?

Cool Ranch.

Thank God!  I was going to have to do something drastic if you agreed.

Curious how anyone who eats Doritos is exclusively loyal to one flavor, innit?

Cool Ranch is the best, none other beat it!

Let's us try and avoid any sectarian violence here, okay?

Celery be the best flavor!  Oh, gives me goosepimples.

Celery stick smushed between 2 cool ranch doritos chips dipped in Ranch?  ???

Just don't even look at him.

Aw, now my friends be dissin' the celery. ;D

Friends of the friendless? *kicks you while you're down*

I always be down with it, rey-shmay.  The celery keeps me closer to earth, closer to the essence of my body!

Celery is bad for you!  :P

Man, you just can't get it, can you?  I'm Celery Stick Sam!  Celery is me!  I am Celery!  It can't be bad for me, it keeps me alive.

No, it's a lie!

 

Your not celery! Your not!  >:(

 

*is angry with the talking stick*

 

I'm angry with the talking stick!

Of celery.

Indeed.  8)

Well, that's a first step.

Shall I take another?

Only towards accepting celery as the godfood.

*raises right foot in an efort to continue*

 

*puts right foot down...a half food towards the grand palace of celery*

 

I don't know about this... :-\  :P

It's not a matter of right and wrong, it's a matter of celery and me playing with your mutilated corpse in every way imaginable.

O.O

 

You're going to kill my if I accept Celery? That's not a great way to recruit followers... :P

*facecelery*

 

No, I'll only do it if you DON'T accept!