Paranoid doesn't fit with this case.  Obsessed, however, does.

Paranoid about them getting to 10k first, I mean. But it looks like it's going to be up to basically the two of us to get it there; there really isn't anyone else here lately. Not regularly, anyway.

I declare that declarations are pointless!

Walter, did you see that antelope running by? The one with the raspberry beret? Do you think he'd like my hair now that it's only got one side?

Michael Weston spanks you all.

For being naughty? Or for being naughty?

Just for being in his way!

Really? I just use a steamroller.

Wow, rey, you really got boned by the switch, huh?  You apparently should have at least 10,000 posts.  Ouch!

I think it's a little lower than that, but yeah, I have around 3,460-some uncounted posts. That continues to piss me off.

Just like Kevin Costner.

He kinda pisses me off too.

Ain't it the damnedest? 

"Uh... how many Hail Marys?"

 

"A THOUSAND! And I want you to hit yourself. Right now!"

Like a tube sock in the summer time.  :)

You probably haven't seen that, either.

Oh, I have.  And believe me, I didn't want to.

I meant the Beavis and Butt-head movie, which I quoted.

Which one?  I've only seen Do America.

That's they only one there is.

 

Hm. I'm tired and I have work in the morning and I want to go to bed, but I only have fifty posts or so before I pass up Mystica... what to do, what to do...

Well, I wouldn't know that.  Not particularly interested in B&B since sixth grade.

 

Spam is the only answer.

But I'm tired!  :P

 

I'll probably continue protesting this until I've passed Mystica up anyway you know.

I figured as much.

Well I've already accumulated ten of those posts since then anyway so yanno...

Yeah, just 15 minutes and a margarita to go!