Wouldn't mind being a decent sci-fi movie.

I don't think "decent" is in the budget.

At least it can have those 70's and 80's bad special effects

Not to mention you've already got the whole dripping-pus thing taken care of naturally.

Exactly, my movie shall be to budget

Wull yeah, you already look the part without any effects

 

Bah I am much grosser

I don't need any convincing, don't worry.

So then I make a much better sci-fi monster then that bozo

No, because at least Hedorah can act.

Badly!!

Judge not lest thee be sat upon by no less than three Indian bull elephants with simultaneous instantaneity.

And the runs

Are common enough in nylons.

Well they do stretch

Not unlike the flesh of your face *nails it to opposite sides of the room*

Well now I feel like I am in a Doctor Who episode

Or perhaps a Venture Brothers one.

Well unfirtunately the Dr Who character was female so I guess it will have to be a character from Ahh!! It's the mister hell show. Wouldn't mind being surge the psycho seal and prefer not to be Josh

You're Stinky Diver and you know it.

 

Looks a little like tony stark

And smells a little like Swamp Thing.

Cool, always get a seat on the train

Right up until they throw you off or your odor corrodes right through the floor.

I would put my money on the floor, I've seen some pretty disgusting people on trains and they never get kicked out