So I am unique

It is to be hoped so *irradiates you just for safety's sake*

Cool, I can be like an Aussie hulk, wait we had one already

Nope, radiation doesn't work that way. I think they're getting tired of "genetic engineering" now, too. What is it they're on now as the latest superhuman creator? Nanomachines?

Would fit with the technological aspect of today

Nah, it's just as wrong, but we know just enough about it to make a bugaboo out of it without knowing enough yet to realize the implausibility.

Plausibility is tinged with cool-aid and peanut butter

There is nothing cool about aid, which is why I am unhelpful.

Because you are cool

Finally, yes; it's only been in the 90F range for the last two months; makes me feel as if I never got out of Arizona.

I have the advantage, never been to Arizona

I hear the climate in your land of Nought is much the same, so in a way you have.

Yeah it's been a little wacky, we are a land of extremes

XTREEMZ, DOODZ *totally does a gnarly sk8r trick*

*is embarassed for rey rey*

I MOCK THY FIRMAMENT

Firmament, is that a new men's health pill that's menthol flavored?

You're really reaching today, kiddo.

I think I've let my brain gears rust over or something.

That explains the metal flakes in your coffee.

Nah, that's just how I brew it, so that I get my daily dose of irony.

*peels your skull with a can opener*

*peers inside in search of peaches*

Nah, just a can of mixed nuts

THIS THREAD IS NEARLY SIX YEARS OLD HOLY FISH