Admit it, you're just trying to get me to reenact Caged Heat.

Behold.

That's "bee-hold" *glues your hands together with live bees inside them*

*covers himself in pickle juice*

Golly if that don't sound like a euphemism.

 

I think you're reading too deeply into the situation.  I simply known that pickle juice is a proven deterrent of bees and as such am utilizing it to improve my chances of safety.

 

Edited January 20, 201312 yr by Locke

But Ick, the bees are all safely ensconced within Boyo's meaty fists. Granted, they are most likely enraged by being so constrained, but that's his problem more than it is yours. You should be worrying about the letters N - they stalk ye even now!

I am responsibly thinking towards future possibilities, that's all.  

*ENGAGES INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE* That'll do for that!

*finds himself snorkling in the Arabian Sea*

*puts plastic flowers in the snorkel*

*was kinda hoping to breathe* =/

Ah, you'll get over that.

I expect very quickly.  

Have you attempted growing gills?

Doesn't seem like it's worth the effort. Couldn't I just get someone to loan me a pair?

This is one of those times where any response I might assemble falls victim to the requirement that I be a responsible moderatrix and not say anything too outright naughty.

I'm sorry. It must be very difficult for you, having all that power.

Who am I kidding, nobody comes here and reads anything I say

I'm sure you have some anonymous fan who logs on every day just to see if you've posted anything new, and tenaciously stalks everything you say, but is too timid to say anything.

Little does Mr./Ms. Hypothetical realize that giving me more things to respond to means more things for me to say.

 

Anyway *eats Ick*

*offers gifts of grapefruit and lasagna instead*

I don't likes grapefruit, and that's not Alys' lasagna so it don't count *eats Ick twice*

*glue-guns yer mouth shut*

*breathes through her nipples*