Just call them Orgs. I joined after they changed the name, but Org is shorter than Social Group.

Sleep well and wake up.

Who is sleeping?

Plus SG will always mean Shayol Ghul too me, not Social Group

sweet dreams, ley.

 

and remember - google has pictures.

I have intentionally made myself constipated.

I have done so for three good reasons.

1. I was bored.

2. I was curious.

3. It makes for a brilliant conversation piece.

I'll have you know that I have been eating more since it began.

Possibly gaining weight as well, though I haven't checked, but it would be nice since I am such a twig.

Without all the bathroom trips, I have so much more time on my hands.

Granted that the fecal trips I do take are much longer now, but I like that they are all condensed into one long sitting period.

Which of course only pushes out a little, but that makes it less likely to clog the toilet and is therefore quite the plus.

Not that I clogged it often before, but still, I am thrilled that it is no longer a hazard.

The fact that when I do plop down for a fecal toilet trip it will be a while, means that I can get through a few chapters in a nice book, or perhaps contemplate my day.

Things I would otherwise have been pressed to find the time for since normally even my fecal bathroom trips are rather short and unsatisfying.

I would even go so far as to say that it has improved my mood by a substantial amount, and lightened my views on the world while weighing down my digestive track.

I therefore highly recommend constipation to any who may have read this.

So you're the one that hogs the bathroom for hours...sheesh!

lolz lolz bump

*hides her eyes*

 

I didn´t want to read that!

that's how elvis died. valsalvaed himself.

Pfft! If I had a nickel for every time I got bored and made myself constipated..