The Black Tower

Just realised the name of Darth's Mafia game reminded me of this song and video... though I can't post it in his thread since the game is still going so...

Hello and welcome to the madhouse! While you wait for the rest of the members to come and give you a proper welcome (And Brownies) please make yourself at home and enjoy a platter of my tainted cookies:

Chuckles had to leave because of RL and Humor Blogger position is now open. If you are interested in it... Go here: http://www.dragonmount.com/index.php/News/events/call-for-applications-front-page-blogger-posit-r736 Applications are open till 2nd April 2014

Everyone please welcome dawnflower8 to the Black Tower! Hi Dawn! Have some brownies!

We all know the game, I suppose. You post something (picture allowed, but not mandatory), that "beats" what the last person posted. For the sake of being able to play I would like to ask to use as little fictional characters and stuff as possible, because if I post a League of Legends champion, most of you will have NO IDEA what beats it. It's not a must, just something I would like to ask. Of course, posting something from something well known as LotR or WoT doesn't fall under that criterium. No things that are by defenition unbeatable (eg balefire), of course. And if you're doubting, only post it if you know something that beats it. And cliché "beats" like a cockroach b…

Day 1, Morning The Iron Throne sat vacant, a monstrous seat of swords melted together by the fabled breath of the dragons of old. They were gone now but all around their skulls, and empire, stood testament to their ancient majesty. A man and woman stood on opposing sides of the throne, each carefully avoiding the blades jutting out while leaning against it. It was not their weapon, but rather a tool. They knew what it brought in others, what people would do for this power. With a smirk the man ordered that a more comfortable seat be brought for the lady and a goblet of wine for himself. It would not be long now. Others would be drawn, either by the passing of a on…

Would everyone, yes that includes each of the voices in your head, please join me in welcoming Icenight -Dawn's little brother- to the madhouse! Ice, While you wait for the rest of the members to come and give you a proper welcome, and some deliciously Tainted Treats, please make yourself at home.

What's the weirdest or strangest places and/or situations you've been on DM? Sometimes I wonder if tis merely coincidence or (likely) a sad case of extreme addiction >.>

Finally!

seeing that u asked to return to the Black Tower, here's your welcoming thread. Now, make urself at home, while u can... *evil laugh*

Hehe ! I'm over 7000 posts *grins* *channels fireworks and tainted rum*

Which makes me very happy. *chains Dors to two baby trollocs* No more running away! (Which boards can you see?)

You've seen it before on plenty of forums, but here it is anyway because it's that much fun! Corrupt the above poster's wish, make a wish of your own, and throw in some lovely Taint as a bonus! Let's start things off right, I wish for a great big plate of brownies.

Soo at my high school the other day... ...this happened.

I've spent all the day at home because I felt really sick this morning. I should have studied, but I've been most of the time staring at the wall. Now it's late and I have to make a redaction about Law in English. I'm really noticing my lack of English vocabulary, especially the one related with Law.

Today is St. Patrick's day and the luck of the Irish is flowing through, and tainting, both Saidar and Saidin! Help me spread the luck with St. Paddy's day SPAM!!!

Come and earn your points, Bondee!

*opens the thread and channels some light* *compulse another civilian to bring in Tainted Brownies* Now, Harry, grab a seat and tell us a bit about yourself and most of all don't believe the people who'll say that the food i offer is poisoned *nods nods*

So who plays? Who is your favourite hero? Best card in your collection? etc...

So....uncomfortable...

Let's try to make a list of things comparing what WoT fans do instead of what normal people do. For example: Normal people try to ignore the voices they hear in their heads. WoT fans say "Shut up, Lews Therin!"

if you do, I have a cute kitty couple picture... they're both really cute...

white chocolate is not the same thing as milk chocolate

Welcome to the virtual client service system. Initiating protocol four. . . Bootstrapper loaded. Installing update 1 of 4... Update Complete. Rendering... Loading... Installing advanced graphical package. Uploading your profile to the game space. WELCOME TO THE CALAMITY. You, the player, have chosen to partake in this event. Your avatar has been registered to you uniquely and will be your in game representation. In the game space your life is life, your death is the end. There will be no re-spawns exempting special circumstances or activity intended in the game. You have been given five wards to aid you in this endeavor. Remembe…

The words are coming out all weird - where are you now? When I need you. Alone on an aeroplane, falling asleep against the window pane. My blood will thicken. I need to wash myself again to hide all the dirt and pain - 'cause I'd be scared that there's nothing underneath. But who are my real friends? Have they all got the bends? Am I really sinking this low?

*nods*

So now u're shadow