I made the unfortunate choice of playing dungeons and dragons once..... lost my head after 10 minutes. You need to find something else to have your Axe have funny ideas with... might I suggest a leg?

I could probably find something obscenely biological to do to you with the axe haft.

I salute the wood the lives on.

*cleaves Ick in twain as would Conan the Librarian*

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8

Dont u people know Conan the librarian is secretly Larry daily from night at the mueseum? After HIS attempt to steal the tablet was ruined by his son and his friends.

I don't watch movies with Ben Stiller in them.

I don't watch movies with people in them.

Ick gets off from watching grass grow.

You laugh at it now, but wait until it reaches the climax...

Even if you didn't know what you just said, I still win, and I have broken you as I broke meesh.

Just as long as I don't have to watch you doing what the grass is doing locke

He's young yet; I don't expect the performance would last any significant amount of time. Probably quick enough to be subliminal.

*puzzled* I'd think grass would become less dirty as it grew.

*disassembles Ick's puzzled face and loses some of the pieces*

Yuo could call it a picaso

I was thinking of calling it Ixchel.

Constipation.

We should talk about it.

*jams a toilet snake up Frog's butt* There, problem solved.

But I don't want the constipation to go away... I was very much enjoying that...

Oh, well in that case *leaves the toilet snake up there*

Constipation and toliet snakes, my hasn't this gone highbrow

By your standards, I suppose it has.

Ouch, you almost hurt my feelings

How is it that you manage to type with one hand picking your nose and the other picking your butt? I am perplexed by this.

I have a third hand