You cause diabetes in others, meesh.

Because I'm too sweet?

In a saccharine sort of way.

I think you just think that because I'm an alien nature to you. My public face is totally different from my private. Not that they're polar opposites or anything; they're just very different.

 

Plus, I think I try to be as much of a foil for you as possible.

That's too bad, as I am not a baked potato.

Not yet, anyway. *arches an eyebrow*

Griefy is the tuber, not I.

Ahhh, well, now I know. And you are a turnip.

 

Good night. (and I mean that )

 

There's no point in waiting up anymore, I'm just deluding myself now. And as fun as you are, you are not fun enough to make me stay up a minute later when I'm running on less than half a tank of sleep from last night, and my eyes are drifting shut....

 

Peace. *makes the sideways peace sign*

Ungland runs on a substantially disparate schedule, kiddo.

You're way behind the times, rey-rey.

That's because I only read the articles in the newspaper of spam, and not whatever your life and times column is published in.

My point is not necessarily that you should know exactly what's going on in my life, rather that you shouldn't assume you DO.

 

Also, did your cameras quit working?

You think you're the only thing they're focused on?

No, but I figured something major like that wouldn't escape your notice.

Aw look, it thinks it's important. *pinches your cheek*

How could you miss a wedding?

Crosswinds, otherwise the missile strike would have hit perfecty.

That must have been a very light missile.

Turbulence is a bitch, you know.

Well, yeah, I guess so, because I've flown, but....that much? And shouldn't your calculations have taken turbulence into account?

What's to calculate, I push the button, elelator go down the hole.

I'm not sure what that means.

I'm already sick of seeing this ad at the top of the board for that Bridesmaids movie and it only started showing up this morning.

That sounds familiar. Kind of. Maybe. But I haven't seen it.

That's because meeshes don't go to R-rated comedies.