My leg hurts when I sit on it for a few hours straight.

Wow you must be bored

Or boring.

 

I'm not sure I want to try and picture what would be considered disgusting by the standards of an Oztrlyan.

Well they were just below what Americans think disgusting

I don't know what Amerika's standards are anymore, given that apparently being like 400 pounds is now fashionable I guess.

Only if you are

I'm 5'11" and about 140 lbs, I'm quite in fighting trim.

Well then you are a quarter of them

In mass only!

Yeah that is what I was saying

And this is what I have to say about what you were saying

 

Um...*doesn't speak, or hear, bird*

An Ick knows aught but Ickspeke, but we forgive you your flaws.

She just doesn't forgive mine

Well, see, Ick requested, and was granted, permission to exist before attempting to do so.

But I was posting in fiddles before you therefore predate permission to exist

In other words, you speak fluently in banana and can waltz while eating candy canes.

You think needing my permission to exist was only in effect once I came to Fiddles?

Well since I wouldn't have known you yet your permission would not be required

Looks like someone hasn't been brushing up on his international law.

Or temporal law.

Tempura should be against the law, says Oi.

Down with batter then?

Also Tempera, the least of paints.

Temporal, the least stable