Chief Wiggum: (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!

And I think it would be nice to cover my windows with plastic this winter.

(Chief Wiggum takes care of the robot vacuum cleaners gone wild.)

Chief Wiggum: These innocent robots-- (shoots one) --couldn't have done this on their own-- (shoots another) --someone would have to turn them all on at once-- (shoots another) --and then set them on some kind of malevolent sentience.

(Picks one up and examines a switch that reads "On", "Off" and "Malevolent Sentience" with the switch turned to the latter.)

Chief Wiggum: Yep, there it is.

(A rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after)

Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!

 

Notice I threw in the random father quotes.

Food is a very good thing

No new battery in it atm, but oh well.

 

 

it's gonna be ok. i havent had a battery in the smoke alarm in years. i had a chimney fire in a wood stove and i smelled smoke hours before the alarm ent off.

I tied up my curtain just for more natural light in my room, and it got really cold really fast.

And I think it would be nice to cover my windows with plastic this winter.

 

We do that :D

Ralph Wiggum: (about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!

chief wiggum is as good as ralph imo

Ooooh, a free ebook from Michael Webb--haven't gotten any notifications or whatnot from HIM in a while.

(In "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson" Chief Wiggum shows up while Marge and Homer are in the midst of trying to kill each other.)

Chief Wiggum: We got a complaint from an anonymous "neighborino" about an elaborately choreographed, high octane, ultra-fight.

(Marge shoots Chief Wiggum through the chest with a crossbow.)

Chief Wiggum: I would have taken a bribe. (Collapses on the floor.)

(During the hostage situation, Officer Eddie rushes a package to Chief Wiggum)

Chief Wiggum: Finally, the help we need--a DVD of The Negotiator.

(Chief Wiggum places the DVD into a portable DVD player.)

Chief Wiggum: Hmm, hmm. Which chapter should we skip to? "Meet Danny Roman," "Trouble Brewing," "Off the Case," "My Baby's In There," "Enter Niebaum," "Take the Shot," "Sabian's Choice," Check and Mate," "Friends at Last," "Closing Credits"?

I tied up my curtain just for more natural light in my room, and it got really cold really fast.

 

 

i got those insulated curtains, they worl really well, and not expensive at all on sale. like $10 for a big window. saved a lot on heat last winter. no light, but the side windows are always open for that.

Homer: (To Milhouse) Cops. Act natural.

Homer (Imitating a woman) Oh hello officer!

Chief Wiggum: (While driving by) Oh hello, Ma'am! (To self) What is it about a women and a dumpster.

Chief Wiggum: As you can see, I've gotten everything I ever wanted.

Lou: Except pants that fit.

Lou: No sign of the Serpent.

Wiggum: It's always work with you.

LOL relationship bootcamp...this should be interesting.

Bart: (Crashes through window) Party's over, Serpent.

Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip.

I tied up my curtain just for more natural light in my room, and it got really cold really fast.

 

 

i got those insulated curtains, they worl really well, and not expensive at all on sale. like $10 for a big window. saved a lot on heat last winter. no light, but the side windows are always open for that.

This might be a fantastic idea to look into.

Things are shaping up to be pretty odd

LOL relationship bootcamp...this should be interesting.

 

Oh? What is this about?

Ralph: (Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

(In "Married to the Blob," Dr. Phil confronts Homer during one of his eating rampages.)

Dr. Phil: You've got a weight problem, and you know it!

Homer: You're right. Starting tomorrow, no bread before dinner.

Dr. Phil: Homer, don't sell me an outhouse and tell me it's a Taj Mahal!

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Homer, stop doing that!

Female Golem: There's a latke bar downstairs.

Chief Wiggum: Latke? What the hell's a latke?

Female Golem: They're pan-fried--

Chief Wiggum: Case dismissed!!