(after informing the family that all of the animals Lisa has rescued will be gathered up and killed)

Chief Wiggum: Can I borrow that ostrich?

(stopped slowing the posting with clips, you're on too good a roll)

Chief Wiggum: Oh my God! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.

LOL relationship bootcamp...this should be interesting.

 

Oh? What is this about?

It's a free ebook I just got...I haven't read it yet, so I'm not sure yet.

 

Hmm...I guess it's focusing on a few particular skills you need in a relationship to improve it and keep it strong. Huh...

Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.

Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?

Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

Little deaths in musical beds

Female Golem: There's a latke bar downstairs.

Chief Wiggum: Latke? What the hell's a latke?

Female Golem: They're pan-fried--

Chief Wiggum: Case dismissed!!

 

chanukah lol :)

So it seems I'm someone I've never met

Ralph: Sir, I got carsick in your office.

LOL relationship bootcamp...this should be interesting.

 

Oh? What is this about?

It's a free ebook I just got...I haven't read it yet, so I'm not sure yet.

 

Hmm...I guess it's focusing on a few particular skills you need in a relationship to improve it and keep it strong. Huh...

 

Why did you get it for free?

Little deaths in musical beds

 

um... does that mean what it usually means?

You will only hear these elegant crimes

Chief Wiggum: Help! Help us! They stole our uniforms guns and tazers!

Snake: (in a police uniform) Ohhhhh, Fry piggy. (charges tazer)

Chief Wiggum: No, no -- no don't -- aargh! Aargh! A little to the left... aah, that's the stuff.

Fall on your ears from criminal dimes

(discussing the where-abouts of the buried treasure)

Homer: Nooo kidding?

Chief Wiggum: Big T, huh?

Homer: Well... I guess I'll be going to my home now and... sleep.

Chief Wiggum: Yeah... me too.... I will also go home.... for sleep.

Homer.

 

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

They spill unfound from a pretty mouth

nothing's really free.

(inside a very large hole)

Mayor Quimby: Mmm, I guess we're not gonna find anything.

Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here?

Homer: We'll dig our way out!

Chief Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!

Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good! I wish to report a robbery.

Chief Wiggum: (bored) A robbery, right. Thanks for the report. (hangs up) That's another one, Lou 723 Evergreen Terrace. (Looks at a map with the robbery locations marked on it) Well, there doesn't seem to be any pattern yet, but if I take this one and move it hereand I move these over here hello! It almost looks like an arrow!

Lou: Hey, look, Chief: it's pointing right at this police station.

Chief Wiggum: Let's get out of here!

And everybody gets their, and everybody gets their, and everybody gets their way

Principal Skinner: And here is a special award to the children who obviously didn't have any help from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph: (With a plastic bag that says "Idaho" on it) I'm Idaho!

Principal Skinner: Sure you are!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her

Chief Wiggum: I keep telling you lady, your father and son have to be missing for a week before we can start searching. I'd like to help sooner, I would, but we're very very busy down here! (plays chess)