Ralph: Dear Miss Hoover. You have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin's biting me, come back soon. Here is a drawing of a spyrokeet. Love Ralph.

Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.

Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?

Janey: No, that means she was faking it.

Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.

“Sometime, somewhere you take something to be the truth. But if you cling to it too strongly, then even when the truth comes in person and knocks on your door, you will not open it.” – Buddha

i have to say, comparing the quotes... ralphs make more sense.

“Regardless of the shadows that cross the moon to make it appear less than it is, to the moon, it is always full. So it is with us.” – Buddha

“What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.” – Buddha

... Meh. Guess I am done with that for now.

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” – Albert Camus

it is a little of both. the simpsons is one of the smartest shos on TV.

 

shame we can't do south park quotes tho.

i have to say, comparing the quotes... ralphs make more sense.

 

Ralph is amazing.

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” – Albert Camus

“We stand now where two roads diverge. But unlike the roads in Robert Frost’s familiar poem, they are not equally fair. The road we have long been traveling is deceptively easy, a smooth superhighway on which we progress with great speed, but at its end lies disaster. The other fork of the road—the one “less traveled by”—offers our last, our only chance to reach a destination that assures the preservation of the earth.” – Rachel Carson

You could do some South Park quotes... Just not the really bad ones.

“If it weren’t for my mind, my meditation would be excellent.” – Pema Chodron

“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.” – Agatha Christie

“It doesn’t really matter how fast you’re going if you’re heading in the wrong direction.” – Stephen Covey

“Happiness is not something ready made.” – Dalai Lama

toast cravings

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean

The internet... she slows...

 

Froggy out!

“When we discover that the truth is already in us, we are all at once our original selves.” – Dogen

“The true opponent in a debate on emptiness is your own ego.” – Dzogchen Ponlop Rinpoche

“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.” – Albert Einstein

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.” – Albert Einstein

“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.” – Albert Einstein